Hi,
Thanks for being a member of my funny pictures mailing list. I work hard
to keep my newsletter funny and free - ok at least it's free...
I get a lot of questions about how I make my living on the internet. While
I'm far from being one of those internet millionaires, I do make a very
comfortable living online. I work from home and have an obscene amount of
free time.
My success is due in part to hooking up with the right professionals
online. The right people can provide knowledge, experience and resources
to help you reach your goals.
One of those people (and my good friend) is Derrick VanDyke. He is the
founder and head honcho at NetSiteDesigns and has been helping guys like
me since 1996 (the dawn of the internet) make an honest living on line.
Derrick is who you want to be your mentor and coach if you want to make a
living online.
With his permission, (and as a favor to all of you who want to know how it
can be done) I am reprinting one of his recent mailings to his inner
circle. I get nothing out of you hooking up with Derrick - except a warm
fuzzy feeling.
(Excerpt from Derrick VanDyke's most recent Inner Circle Mailing)
Give Me Five Minutes - And I'll Give You The Missing Secrets to Creating
'Perfectly Profitable Products' That Outsell Their Competition Into
Outright Humiliation!
Hi,
I was just about as FED UP as I could get! Where do these guys get off?!
Oh I'm sorry... Let me calm down and explain a bit.
You see, everywhere I turn, some two-bit, wanna-be, marketer and his
cousin is trying to tell me that I need to create an info product to make
some SERIOUS money online.
"Write an ebook," they say and you'll be rich by next week Thursday!
Man are they full of it!
The thing is, it's no big secret that I already make a very comfortable
living off of selling various products online...
So naturally, most of these experts' advice fall on a deaf ear for me.
But recently I stumbled across something truly refreshing, that
*grabbed* my attention, and excited me enough to have me send you this
message NOW!
Hey! Listen up... You don't realize it yet, but in the next few minutes
this email will change the way you look at information products forever!
Can't you spend just five minutes of your time to read every word of this
letter, and see why most everything you've heard about creating
info-products for profits online is dead wrong?
Let's crack the nut and look inside...
We've heard it all before -
** Anybody can write an infoproduct...
** Anyone can make a million dollars selling that info product
** And you don't even have to be an expert to do so.
So great! You decide to try writing your own ebook but sadly, more than
likely, one of the following three things happen -
- For the life of you, you just can't seem to find something to write
about that people will *pay you good money* for.
- You invest 7 to 14 months of your precious life, on a project that it
turns out won't sell even if you paid people to take it! (You just made
the biggest mistake there is in self publishing... Creating an untested
product!)
- A year down the road and with about an inch less 'hairline' you are
simply fed up, frustrated and very angry.
The ebook that was supposed to make you rich, has found itself in the
dreaded 'Recycle Bin'. It is never finished and the millions you dreamt of
are never made.
Am I being a bit harsh in saying so? I think not.
Seeing that to date there are well over *10,000* ebooks, (on the topic of
Internet Marketing alone mind you!) in circulation online that are
*severe* disappointments to their creators, I don't think I am being harsh
at all...
In fact I am just being realistic.
Time after time, I see these so called experts make the same four mistakes
with their ebooks that is costing them a very profitable future. (Why
should you trust me? Hey, I know a good product when I see one... After
all I make my *living* by being an expert in choosing the Perfect
Products!)
Mistake #1 - Not understanding how to test an idea to pick the winner
Mistake #2 - Not knowing exactly what to write about. Can't find a Killer
idea.
Mistake #3 - Putting together a poor package.
Mistake #4 - Guess-work pricing
FACT! Anyone *can* create an info-product (notice I didn't say an
ebook) that they can literally retire off of in months...
But sad to say, about 95% of what everyone is doing sees them with pet
projects that can't command the attention of anyone but their mothers.
How can something like this possibly make you any money?
So what am I saying? Should we simply ditch the idea of building an online
income that we can be proud of, with information products?
What are you NUTS!? Next thing you'll be asking me about the duck's lips.
;-)
I confess already!
I absolutely agree that almost anyone, and I mean anyone, can make
themselves a very luxurious life online selling their knowledge...
I don't know about promising you millions in months, but I will say for
sure that you can make *a lot* more money at home working half the time
you do right now, no boss, no commuting to work in outrageous traffic, no
two ways about it.
But there's a basic problem I have with all these guides that claim to be
able to teach you how to create the magical products to do that...
They only give you half of the story! They hype, but do they actually
help?
Well I believe I've found the other half... As you read further into this
email you'll see what I mean.
...
A couple weeks ago I met a young man who has been making quite a splash
online recently. His name is Alex Sampson, and he is the founder of Ultra
Marketing Enterprises.
He's no stranger to the internet, (having been around for well over two
years), and he quite graciously invited me to take a look at his latest
manual, Perfectly Profitable Products.
Now needless to say, I was at least a bit skeptical at first. (Boy another
one of these I thought?) But when he shot me down with heavy hitting
testimonial after testimonial from the likes of marketing gods like -
- Mark Joyner - Joe Vitale - Jimmy Brown - Kunle Olomofe - Willie Crawford
- Klaus Dahl
As well as with tons and tons of raves from satisfied regular everyday
customers like yourself, I was at least a bit curious, as to what he'd
discovered!
So I gave it a whirl. And when I'd read the entire thing through, what did
I do next?
Heck! Jumped on the trusty PC, dialed you up, and got this message out to
you via First Priority Email, that's what.
I think you really need to see this!
It seems that Alex has FINALLY perfected a system that has been missing a
key ingredient for a long time...
And I saw for myself exactly why his new system is being called everything
from 'Amazing' to 'Dynamite'... 'Impressive' to 'Outstanding'.
What he did, was to thoroughly deal with the four main mistakes (and a
whole lot more!) that are forcing people to turn out sappy information
products, that sell worse than sand in the desert.
He quite clearly shows *anyone* how to create, not normal run of the mill
e-products, but products that are so HOT he calls them 'Perfectly
Profitable'. (A most fitting title might I add!)
Stop!
That's the key right there.
Think about being able to create an info product, that is so
*juicy* it practically sells itself... effortlessly!
One that people will gladly pay you money for, read, love it, and probably
won't stop raving to their friends about...
Wouldn't that be something!
How many copies of a product like that do you think you can sell in a
week? At profit levels of $37... $69... or $127 a piece!
What if you could,
- Effortlessly generate as many killer ideas for products as you want, any
time you want, in seconds?...
- Take these ideas, test them and determine with almost 97% accuracy, the
one that people will eat up, and go crazy over...
- Professionally put together the Perfectly Profitable Product in record
time... (Sometimes in as little as 24 hours!)
- Find the optimal price, that'd make you the most profits, yet have the
buyers love you for providing them with the deal of the century!...
- Put together the Perfect Package, that makes your offer almost
irresistible...
- Write so that people love you, even if you dropped out of High School,
and never wrote anything longer than a grocery list...
- Powerfully hypnotize your readers into seeing your product as vastly
superior to any other like it... Without ever saying so! (Here's some
powerful stuff.)
Now I have another confession to make.
Owning a product like this will have endless possibilities.
Imagine, finally getting to command the lion's share of profits in your
affiliate deals. ;-)
Can you see why I am so excited?
The bottom line is this. If you are not going to create an infoproduct
that is Perfectly Profitable, you might as well forget it!
I mentioned before, and I don't mean to boast, but I have developed an eye
for winning products so I know... sappy, weak stuff isn't selling!
And even when it does sell, the return rates are through the roof!
Now before I even think about informing you, my readers, about any
product, I need to know that the creator himself is 300% rock solid
confident, and stands behind his product, like a guard-dog.
Despite the many great reviews Alex got, I needed to know that he himself
*puts his money where his mouth is*...
And does he!
Alex was *bold* enough to quite casually tell me that he was willing to
give anyone who tried the system and thought it was anything short of
'IMPRESSIVE', every cent of their money back...
Then he added that he was this confident 'cause instead of getting returns
he usually gets even more *unsolicited raves* from very satisfied readers!
Here's some good advice... Do yourself a favor and check out this valuable
information now, by clicking this link. You'll be happy you did.
http://salesmanagersoftware.com/track.cgi?tid=376
Yours in success,
Derrick VanDyke
PS. Hey wait up! Boy, how could I have forgotten! Alex wanted me to
mention to you that today is his birthday and so he's extending for a
*VERY LIMITED TIME*, this outrageously crazy price.
In a few days he will be ending his birthday celebrations and will be
hiking up the price to $37 (standard version)
Now he swears (and I believe him) that this is NOT some type of trick! He
has recently had the ebook reviewed independently and the resounding
advice has been this:-
"Alex you're under pricing First rate info!"
Now he hasn't even told anyone else about this impending price hike, but
we spoke on the telephone today and he accidentally mentioned it to me!
Now you can take advantage of this inside information.
P.P.S. 'Really Derrick how good is it?', you ask? Try this... Three days
ago a very famous consultant, direct marketer and copywriter, who has
worked with various Fortune 500 companies since 1978, tracked Alex down
for the chance to resell the manual! It's that HOT!
RUN! Don't walk over to this site NOW!
http://salesmanagersoftware.com/track.cgi?tid=376
Or here if you use AOL, or for some reason the link above isn't
highlighted.
<a href="http://salesmanagersoftware.com/track.cgi?tid=376">
Build an online income you can be proud off!</a>
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