Strive.To Humor Daily - May 12, 2003

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For whom the bell tolls...........

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line
up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful
big breasted nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell
attached to his p@nis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when
she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached
a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first monk candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
monks until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell began to ring
so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the
bell.....And then,...... all the other bells started to ring..........


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