WHAT IF?
What if this is
BIG, and you're not in?
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BE FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say
"BULL", please read the following. This is the letter you have been
hearing on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the
Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show
to the investigation of the program designed below, to see if it really
could make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the
program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all there are
"absolutely NO laws prohibiting the participation in the program, and if
people can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega
bucks with on $25 out of pocket cost".
PARENTS OF - 15
YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000.00 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET
Does
this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have just
seen this story recently featured on a major news program, (USA). His
mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a large
brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some clothes and a
skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old son's closet. Nothing could have
prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and found it
full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and hundreds - all
neatly rubber-banded in labeled piles. "My first thought was that he had
robbed a bank", says the 41 year old woman, There was over $71,000.00 in
that bag - - more than my husband earns in a year".
The woman
immediately called her husband at the car dealership where he
worked to
tell him what she had found. He came home right away and they drove to the
school to pick up their son and get an explanation. Little did they
suspect that where the money came from, was more shocking than finding it
in the closet.
As it turns out, the boy had been sending out a "type
of Report" to e-mail addresses that he obtained off the internet. Every
day after school for the past two months, he had been doing this from his
computer in his bedroom.
"I just got the e - mail one day and
figured what the heck, I put my name on it like the instructions said and
I started sending it out", says the clever 15-year-old.
The e-mail
letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send one $5 bill
to each person on the list, then delete the address at the top and move
the addresses down, and finally to add your name to the top of the list.
Within the first few days of sending out the e-mail, the post
office box that his parents had gotten him for his video-game
subscriptions began to fill up, but not with magazine subscriptions, but
envelopes containing $5 bills.
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DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS
PROGRAM ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
Note* follow the directions below, you will have better
results by hiring a bulk -E-mail service, in addition to following the
reports instructions.
This is what one lady had to say, "Thanks to
this profitable opportunity, I have received a total of $610,470.00 in
just 21 weeks. I am amazed and money is still coming in". PAM Hedland,
Fort Lee, New Jersey.
Here is another testimonial: "This program
has been around for a while but I never believed in it. One day when I
received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I
followed the simple instructions and voila. 3 weeks later the money started
to roll in. The first month I made $240.00 but the next two months after
that I made $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months, by re-entering the
program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key
to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and not change
anything." More testimonials later but first:
For each report, send
$5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E -
MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears on that list next to the
report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER
in case of any mail problems.
You will need all 5 reports so that
you can save them on your computer.
Within a few days you will
receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these five different
individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
to send to the 1000's of people who will order them from you. Also, make a
floppy of these reports and keep on your desk in case something happens to
your computer.
IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list in any way,
other than what is instructed below in step "1 through 6" or you will
loose out on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way
this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.
Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it WILL NOT
WORK! People have tried to be greedy and nothing happened; SO DO NOT
try to change anything other than what is instructed, because if you do,
it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the rewards.
1.
After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and remove
the name & address of the person in Report #5. This person made it
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
2.Move the
name & address in Report #4 down to Report #5
3.Move the name &
address in Report #3 down to report #4.
4.Move the name & address
in report #2 down to Report #3
5.Move the name & address in Report
#1 down to report #2
6.Insert YOUR name and address in the Report #1
position.
***Take this entire letter, with modified list of names
and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on
a disk as well just in case you lose any data. To assist you with marketing
your business on the internet, the 5 Reports you purchase will provide you
with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e -
mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much
more. There are two primary methods to get this venture going.
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METHOD # 1 BY SENDING BULK E - MAIL
LEGALLY
Let's say you decide to start out small, just to
see how it goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,
000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailings receive only a 0.2%
response. (the response could be much better but let's say it's only 0.2%).
Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead
of only 5,000 each. Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
e-mails.
With a 0.2% response that is only 10 orders for report #1.
Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000, only 0.2% responded with orders. That equals
100 people responded to order report #2.
Those 100 people send out
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response for
that is 1,000 orders for report #3
Those 1000 people send out 5,000
e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response
for that is 10,000 orders for report #4.
Those people send out 5,
000 e-mails for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2%
response for that is 100,000 orders for report #5. THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS
TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million).
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE.
GET A PENCIL AND PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!...
REMEMBER, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU E-
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what happens if everyone or half or
even a 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails or more. There are over
150 million people on the internet world wide and counting. Believe me,
many people will do just that and more.
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METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there
are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
internet will easily get a large response.
We strongly suggest that
you start with Method #1 and add Method #2 as you go along. For every $5
you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they order. That's
it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee
that the e-mail they send out with your name on it, will be prompt because
they cannot advertise until they receive the report.
PLACE YOUR
ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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REPORT #1 ‘The
insiders guide to advertising for free on the net.’
JD Enterprises
P.O. Box 708532
Sandy, UT 84070-8532
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REPORT #2 ‘How to Send One Million E-mails Every Day for
Less Than Fourteen Cents.’
Order Report # 2 from:
Fireball
Marketing
332 Williams Street
Wallaceburg, Ontario
Canada
N8A 4B6
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REPORT #3 ‘Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on
the net.’
Order Report # 3 from:
TKB & Associates (Box
#211)
11220 W. Florissant Avenue
Florissant, MO 63033
USA
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Report #4 ‘How to become a Millionaire utilizing
MLM & the Internet.’
Order Report #4 from:
The P & W
Company
PMB #217
5250 Grand Avenue Suite 14
Gurnee, IL 60031-1877
USA
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Report # 5 ‘How to send out One Million E-Mails for
FREE’
Order Report # 5 from:
Michael & Sons
5541 Oakville Shp
Ctr. (suite 145)
St. Louis, MO 63129
USA
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your
success:
You should receive orders for report # 1 within 2 weeks, make
sure that you respond within 24 hours. DO NOT ALTER IT!
You can
keep track of your progress by watching which report people are ordering
from you. IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the
list, you are placed in front of a different report. If you want to
generate more income you can send another batch of e-mails and start the
whole process again. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from
this business!
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FOLLOWING IS A
NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: "You have just received
information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life,
with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in
the next few weeks and months than you ever imagined. Follow the program
EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do "NOT" change it in any way, IT WILL WORK!
"
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have
put your name and address in report #1 and move the others to #2 thru #5
as instructed above. One of the people you send this out to may send it to
100,000 or more and your name will be on every one. Remember though, the
more you send out, the more potential customers you will reach. So my
friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and the
opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
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My name is Mitchell. My wife
Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received this program I
grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and the percentages
involved. I “knew” it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed
intelligence and a few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
merciless fun of her and was ready to lay the old, "I told you so" on her.
Well the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses.
Within the next 45 days she had received a total of $147,200.00. All cash.
I was shocked. I am now joining Jody in her "hobby". Mitchell Wolf,
Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being
the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to
participate in this plan. Conservative that I am, I decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised
when I found my medium size post office box was crammed with orders. I
made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is
that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
investment with a faster return and so big". Dan Sondstrom, Alberta,
Canada
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If you have any
questions of the legality of this program, contact the office of Associate
Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of
Consumer Protection, and Washington, D.C.
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