From serena@sify.com Sun Oct 5 02:56:46 2003 Received: from node-d-58ac.a2000.nl ([IPv6:::ffff:62.195.88.172]:22793 "HELO sify435.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP id ; Sun, 5 Oct 2003 02:56:37 +0200 From: Mrs Serena Jones To: humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Reply-To: serena01@sify.com Subject: DONATION FOR THE LORD. Date: Sun, 05 Oct 2003 02:56:37 +0200 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="d7fe9182-49ee-472c-b937-9be0f595721a" Message-Id: <20031005005643Z18783-9480+4172@humbolt.nl.linux.org> Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org This is a multi-part message in MIME format --d7fe9182-49ee-472c-b937-9be0f595721a Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable From: Mrs Serena Jones PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr.Harry Jones who = worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine yearsbefore he died in the = year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a = brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both = born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a = child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.6Million (Eight Millionsix = hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one finance/security company in = Amsterderm Holland. Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. = Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my = stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to = church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money = the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of = God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to = understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this = money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my = husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don'twant a = situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death = hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of = the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall = hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives = around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receiveyour reply I shall = give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm Holland. I = will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the = original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray = for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to = serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful = all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing = for a chuch or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated = herein. Hoping to hearing from you. N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE = LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY = BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR = SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME: Vincent James Tell: 0031645840763 Email: vinjames355@rediffmail.com Remain blessed in the name of the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs Serena Jones --d7fe9182-49ee-472c-b937-9be0f595721a-- From serenajones2003@latinmail.com Tue Oct 7 18:23:49 2003 Received: from [IPv6:::ffff:213.204.221.58] ([IPv6:::ffff:213.204.221.58]:2565 "EHLO PC-4") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Tue, 7 Oct 2003 18:23:26 +0200 From: serenajones2003@latinmail.com Subject: DONATIONS FOR THE LORD To: humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Reply-To: serenajones2003@latinmail.com Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2003 18:24:36 +0200 X-Priority: 3 X-Library: Indy 9.0.3-B X-Mailer: Foxmail Message-Id: <20031007162334Z18965-19313+20220@humbolt.nl.linux.org> Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org From: Mrs Serena Jones PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr. Harry Jones who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.6Million (Eight Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one finance/security company in Amsterderm Holland. Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I dont want my husbands hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I dont need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husbands relatives around me always. I dont want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm Holland. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a chuch or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hearing from you. N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, THE LAWYER'S NUMBER IS.+31-645-812-276 NAME-BARRISTER BEN DOE E-MAIL barristerben doe@netscape.net Remain blessed in the name of the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs Serena Jones From r.seviour@virgin.net Tue Oct 7 19:22:54 2003 Received: from host81-134-46-50.in-addr.btopenworld.com ([IPv6:::ffff:81.134.46.50]:13065 "HELO 192.168.0.238") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP id ; Tue, 7 Oct 2003 19:22:49 +0200 From: "Robert Seviour" To: Subject: You are too expensive - I want a discount Sender: "Robert Seviour" Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2003 18:25:16 +0100 Reply-To: "Robert Seviour" Message-Id: <20031007172249Z19315-19313+20265@humbolt.nl.linux.org> Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org You are too expensive I want a discount Have you got a good answer to this predictable sales problem? 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PLEASE AS YOU READ KINDLY OPEN THE WEBSITE FOR THISDAY NEWSPAPER OF TUESDAY,SEPTEMBER 24TH.,2002. VOL 8,NO.2711 FRONT PAGE. AT (WWW.THISDAYONLINE.COM).PLEASE EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE AS I WRITE YOU THIS LETTER IN GOOD FAITH AND TO THE GLORY OF ALMIGHTY GOD WHO THUS BROUGHT ME OUT CLEAN AFTER ALL THE ALLEGATIONS LEVELLED AGAINST ME AFTER THE DEATH OF MY FATHER GENERAL SANI ABACHA (FORMER NIGERIAN MILITARY HEAD OF STATES).MY RELEASE FROM PRISON WAS NECESSITATED BY THE EFFORTS OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT CHIEF ANYIM PIUS ANYIM AND THE SPEAKER OF THE LOWER HOUSE ALHAJI GHALI NA'ABBA. SINCE MY FATHER'S DEATH AND MY DETENTION FOR CLOSE TO THREE YEARS, MY FAMILY HAS BEEN LOOSING A LOT OF MONEY DUE TO VINDICTIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO ARE BENT ON DEALING WITH OUR FAMILY. AFTER MY RELEASE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS MADE ME SIGN SOME DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ENABLE THEM EXTRACT THE SUM OF ONE BILLION FIVE HUNDRED MILLION US DOLLARS FROM MY FATHERS BANK ACCOUNTS IN LONDON,SWITZERLAND,LUXEMBIURG,LIECHTENSTEIN AND JESEY ETC. MY FAMILY AND I ARE LOOKING FOR A TRUSTWORTHY FOREIGN PARTNER WHO CAN ASSIST US BY TAKING POSESSION OF THE TOTAL SUM OF US$25,000,000.00 ( TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ), WHICH THE GOVERNMENT DID NOT KNOW ABOUT. BECAUSE IN THEIR THINKING THEY WANT TO LEAVE ONLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION TO MY FAMILY THIS MONEY IS PRESENTLY IN THE POSSESSION OF A SECURITY COMPANY ABROAD. THIS MONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY MY LATE FATHER AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLY BY THE FAMILY. THE SWISS GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL OTHER ACCOUNTS OF MY FAMILY IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES ALSO TRIED DOING LIKE WISE. THIS BID BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH THIS FAMILY HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT I SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE IN RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY. THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER. SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH,EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION WITH THE SECUITY COMPANY. HOWEVER, BASED ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH ME AND ALSO ALL CONTENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE START TO WORK.AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE INTEND TO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION. 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THANK YOU ALHAJI MOHAMMED ABACHA From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Thu Oct 9 04:50:41 2003 Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:17891 "EHLO humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Thu, 9 Oct 2003 04:50:17 +0200 Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Thu, 09 Oct 2003 04:50:13 +0200 (CEST) Received: from epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.181]:17039 "EHLO epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Thu, 9 Oct 2003 04:49:37 +0200 Received: from sdn-ap-016neomahp0012.dialsprint.net ([63.190.96.12] helo=ldd.net) by epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 1A7Qrs-0004cS-00 for humorix@mail.nl.linux.org; Wed, 08 Oct 2003 19:49:33 -0700 Message-ID: <3F84CE59.6020402@ldd.net> Date: Wed, 08 Oct 2003 21:56:25 -0500 From: James Baughn Organization: Humorix World Domination User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i586; en-US; rv:1.3) Gecko/20030314 X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Humorix Mailing List Subject: [humorix] *****SPAM***** The Don't-Pay-For-Placement Search Engine Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Spam-Status: Yes, hits=5.0 required=5.0 tests=NIGERIAN_SCAM_4,RCVD_IN_OSIRUSOFT_COM version=2.20 X-Spam-Flag: YES X-Spam-Level: ***** X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 2.20 (devel $Id: SpamAssassin.pm,v 1.77 2002/04/06 19:28:30 hughescr Exp $) X-Spam-Prev-Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed X-Spam-Prev-Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0 Sender: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net Precedence: bulk Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org List-help: List-unsubscribe: List-software: Listar version 1.0.0 X-List-ID: List-subscribe: List-owner: List-post: List-archive: X-list: humorix Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org SPAM: -------------------- Start SpamAssassin results ---------------------- SPAM: This mail is probably spam. 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"Our system looks for any website that has paid money to have a prominent listing on another search engine. These sites are immediately flagged as 'marketing tripe' and will not appear anywhere within our site except maybe on page 52,534." The new engine was born about three months ago when Phenatic checked his email one day and found 9,123 spam messages. Vowing to put an end to this nonsense, he then went to his favorite search engine and tried to search for "anti-spam filter", only to discover that the first 739 results were all sleazy sites hocking dubious mortgage refinancing services and you-know-what enlargement products. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" he wrote in a Usenet post, only to see his mailbox flooded with even more spam a few seconds later. Today, Phenatic and his team of other mad-as-hell Linux programmers launched an alpha version of their new system. "We're not sure what to call it," he said. 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Sender: "Robert" Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2003 01:19:27 +0100 Reply-To: "Robert" Message-Id: Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org During the last 11 years we have been successfully presenting our training seminars in the UK. We have now decided to let the rest of the world have a chance! Listed here are the 3 seminars that we will be presenting in various locations around the world between now and March 2004. For further info please send us your details and we will send our information pack by return. 1 - Selling for Engineers - One-day Seminar The Selling for Engineers seminar is a good introduction to effective sales principles for people who are new to selling, and also a useful refresher for 'old hands'. 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From princekko1@yahoo.fr Mon Oct 13 19:42:50 2003 Received: from web40908.mail.yahoo.com ([IPv6:::ffff:66.218.78.205]:34974 "HELO web40908.mail.yahoo.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP id ; Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:42:45 +0200 Message-ID: <20031013174149.60364.qmail@web40908.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [213.136.104.194] by web40908.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:41:49 CEST Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:41:49 +0200 (CEST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?prince=20kkoi?= Subject: from philip To: princekko1@yahoo.fr MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org ROM MASTER PHILIP MMADU 12 BP 1046 ABIDJAN COTE D IVORIE WEST AFRICA APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE TEL 225 07909925 ATTN PRESIDENT/CEO DEAR, l am master PHILIP MMADU, the only son of late mr and Mrs NAKAMBA MMADU .my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here , the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poissoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on business. My mother died on the 21ST october 1984 and my father took me so special because l am motherless. Before the death of my father on 29th november 2001 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside,when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, why?(1) he conplained that I am too young to be managing my life, (2)that I have not finished my university education as he planned for me,(3)no body to take care of me again, but after much crying, he still passed an instruction to me that he has a sum of US$8.000.000.(EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a fixed/suspense account in one of the prime banks here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only son for his next of kin in deposit of the funds. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was posisoned by his business associates , that l should seek for a GOD fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad,that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country. He also gave an out standing instruction to the bank that the money must be transfered outside this country before use, this is to make sure that I did not begin to make use of the money here so that his enemies will not get at me. Sir, I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. Sir l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways. ( 1) to provide a bank account into which this money will be transfered to. (2) to serve as my gaurdian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a boy of 28 years. 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Mail : http://fr.mail.yahoo.com From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Thu Oct 16 05:29:13 2003 Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:37766 "EHLO humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Thu, 16 Oct 2003 05:29:04 +0200 Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Thu, 16 Oct 2003 05:28:59 +0200 (CEST) Received: from epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.181]:18897 "EHLO epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Thu, 16 Oct 2003 05:28:18 +0200 Received: from sdn-ap-012neomahp0355.dialsprint.net ([63.189.49.101] helo=ldd.net) by epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 1A9yo6-0002Xf-00 for humorix@mail.nl.linux.org; Wed, 15 Oct 2003 20:28:10 -0700 Message-ID: <3F8E018A.7040008@ldd.net> Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 21:25:14 -0500 From: James Baughn Organization: Humorix World Domination User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i586; en-US; rv:1.3) Gecko/20030314 X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Humorix Mailing List Subject: [humorix] The Image Manipulation Program Formerly Known As The GIMP Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=5.0 tests= version=2.20 X-Spam-Level: X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0 Sender: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net Precedence: bulk Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org List-help: List-unsubscribe: List-software: Listar version 1.0.0 X-List-ID: List-subscribe: List-owner: List-post: List-archive: X-list: humorix Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org The Image Manipulation Program Formerly Known As The GIMP October 15, 2003 MADISON AVENUE, NEW YORK -- Evan Gelist didn't know what he was getting into. The founder of a prestigious marketing consulting firm, All The World's Not A Stage, But A Commercial, Inc., Gelist was commissioned by a consortium of Linux companies to promote Linux and to develop a sure-fire way to convince the millions of Pointy Haired Bosses worldwide that Open Source (not "Open Sores") is a good thing. Not an easy task, by any means. "Let's face it," he said. "Geeks only care about substance, but the real world is driven by style and fluff, a commodity that Microsoft has in abundance but which is sorely lacking in Linux. This situation needs to change." After several weeks of research, focus group meetings, and brainstorming sessions, Gelist's firm has produced the "Columbus Day Document", a manifesto which outlines a series of strategies for defeating Microsoft and proprietary software. "Image is everything," he said while presenting his plan to a room full of bored reporters. "The geek community loves pointless names and acronyms. Pointy Haired Bosses also love pointless names and acronyms -- unfortunately, the names used by PHBs are totally different. The Linux community needs to adapt the same kind of vapid, feel-good, content-free naming scheme used by managers." Gelist presented The GIMP as an example of a project in desperate need for a PHB-friendly image. "OK, so what the hell is a GIMP?" he asked. "What does it stand for? I've been told that the 'G' stands for GNU. So what the hell does that mean? GNU's Not Unix. Well, besides the obvious fact that GNU is indeed intertwined with Unix, nobody really gives a rodent's posterior about self-recursive acronyms. The first thing we need to do is find a new marketing campaign for GNU. Right now it's a GNUisance, but it could become a leverageable asset if we can find the right brand for it." "GNOME? KDE? These mean nothing," he continued. "Mandrake? Red Hat? According to our focus groups, far too many people associate these names with Communism. Mozilla? The Internet is already a scary place as it is without a web browser named for a famous monster. Who actually invented these names and what where they smoking? Whatever it was, they should demand their money back..." Mark Itting, the firm's Assistant Manager of Creative Brainstorming Endeavors, then suggested that The GIMP be renamed to 'Imaverapix'. "In focus group sessions, potential users were the most responsive to this suggested name. It doesn't mean anything in particular, but it projects a sense of 'truth'. This type of semantically-null yet perception-enhanced name has worked quite well for companies like Verizon Wireless, and it can work for Linux." The Columbus Day Document, available from the firm's website, also suggests that Linux distributions make available a default window manager geared towards PHBs and novice users. "The typical KDE and GNOME desktops have too many icons and pulldown-within-pulldown menus," Gelist wrote in the manifesto. "We need to make things so painfully obvious that even a clue-impaired MCSE can find stuff on the desktop -- for that matter, his 83-year-old grandmother with poor eyesight should be able to use the system, too. So, for example, instead of an 'Abiword' icon, we need a 'This Program Lets You Write Letters' icon in large letters. In place of 'Mozilla', we need 'Use This To Browse The Internet', and so on." "With just a few cosmetic changes and some new names for projects, we can execute a marketing campaign that will finally grab mindshare from non-geeks," Gelist said. "Now, when do I get paid?" It's not immediately clear whether the average open source hacker will go along with the suggestions. One naysayer says nay: "Oh please, this guy is full of [expletive]. If a marketing major says, 'Jump off a cliff and you'll make millions', that doesn't mean you should do it... You can pry KDE from my cold, dead hard drive. I'm not using something called "Veriwindomatic XP" or ":eXcelzilon:9" or "Qualimanna!Valu*Pro" or something equally stupid." "Marketing is not enough," one critic criticized. "Too many people believe that they can never get fired for choosing Microsoft. Until people actually start getting fired for choosing Microsoft, nothing will ever change..." -- Humorix: Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a lighter note Archive: http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/ Web site: http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/ From frank.jones14@btopenworld.com Thu Oct 16 15:09:54 2003 Received: from max6-mtl-dialup262.securenet.net ([IPv6:::ffff:205.205.79.125]:35088 "HELO btopenworld.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP id ; Thu, 16 Oct 2003 15:09:47 +0200 From: "C B" To: Subject: **Disponible / Available ; Subventions / Subsidies** Sender: "C B" Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1" Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 09:09:39 -0400 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-Id: <20031016130952Z18081-21990+8376@humbolt.nl.linux.org> Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org ENGLISH MESSAGE INCLUDED******MESSAGE ANGLAIS INCLUS LIVRES CANADA 26 CH. 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