From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Sat Mar  1 16:53:32 2003
Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:20890 "EHLO
	humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id <S20563AbTCAPxY>;
	Sat, 1 Mar 2003 16:53:24 +0100
Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Sat, 01 Mar 2003 16:51:30 +0100 (CET)
Received: from epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.181]:16769
	"EHLO epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org
	with ESMTP id <S20551AbTCAPuo>; Sat, 1 Mar 2003 16:50:44 +0100
Received: from mocape01-231.midwest.net ([209.248.17.241] helo=ldd.net)
	by epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1)
	id 18p9FG-00008L-00
	for humorix@humbolt.nl.linux.org; Sat, 01 Mar 2003 07:49:50 -0800
Message-ID: <3E60D69A.4689CF6D@ldd.net>
Date:	Sat, 01 Mar 2003 09:49:46 -0600
From:	James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>
Organization: Humorix World Domination
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.18-3 i586)
X-Accept-Language: en
MIME-Version: 1.0
To:	Humorix Mailing List <humorix@nl.linux.org>
Subject: [humorix] Mobsters Accuse Software Association Of Patent Infringement
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=5.0 tests= version=2.20
X-Spam-Level: 
X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net
X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0
Sender:	humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org
Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org
X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net
Precedence: bulk
Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org
List-help: <mailto:listar@nl.linux.org?Subject=help>
List-unsubscribe: <mailto:humorix-request@nl.linux.org?Subject=unsubscribe>
List-software: Listar version 1.0.0
X-List-ID: <humorix.nl.linux.org>
List-subscribe:	<mailto:humorix-request@nl.linux.org?Subject=subscribe>
List-owner: <mailto:riel@nl.linux.org>
List-post: <mailto:humorix@nl.linux.org>
List-archive: <http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/>
X-list:	humorix
Return-Path: <humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

Mobsters Accuse Software Association Of Patent Infringement
March 1, 2003

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- Planning on committing extortion? 
You'd better obtain a license first from Chicago's largest
organized crime syndicate: they now own a series of patents
on various practices involving hired goons, cement shoes,
blackmail, and kneecap breaking.

"Mobsters invented the idea of shaking businesses down for
money and raiding their establishments if they don't.  This
money-raising technique is now patented, and we're going to
start shaking down any business that violates our
intellectual property rights."

Their first target?  The ASB (Authoritarian Software
Bullies), a group of thugs that accuse anybody and
everybody of software piracy without proof.

"We first heard about that outfit [the ASB] when we got a
cease-and-desist letter accusing us of keeping copies of
Microsoft Office on our crime ring's public FTP server,"
explained mobster Vinny Twoface.  

"It turns out their automated script saw a file called
"office_raids" on our server and automatically assumed it
was a pirated copy of Microsoft Office, when in fact it is
a custom program that allows mob bosses to print out
floorplans of target businesses and then plan step-by-step
how to conduct a raid against them. We hold the copyright
-- and patent -- on this program."

"We are not happy about the ASB's tactics," Twoface
continued.  "They are infringing on our domain, and there's
only enough room in this city for twenty, maybe thirty
crime organizations -- the ASB is simply not welcome
here.  

The crime family has already sent a barrage of
cease-and-desist bark letters to the ASB, but the crime
lords have not decided how to proceed if the ASB fails to
respond.  "We might play it straight and sic our lawyers on
them, but I would prefer a more personal approach: raiding
their offices with kneecap-busting hired goons," said
Anthony Fatlips.  "Hired goons are cheap these days and
they always delivery quality results."

While the ASB has not issued a formal response, one of
their "piracy police" team members told this reporter
(strictly off ther record), "We have friends in high places
-- Microsoft, Unisys, and others. We're prepared for an
all-out mob war.  All we have to do is falsely accuse the
crime lords of owning pirated copies of Microsoft Windows,
Office, and Bob, and they won't be able to stop us -- it's
a brilliant strategy that we are quite experienced with..."

As it turns out, however, the mobsters don't use Windows. 
"Even we are morally opposed to Microsoft's monopolistic
software-taxing methods," said the mob's Director Of
Information Technology, Eddie Bigmouth.  "While we respect
and emulate Redmond's cutting-off-competitors-air-supply
techniques, their other business practices are simply
appalling. No, I think you'll find that Linux and OpenBSD
are the operating systems of choice for mobsters -- no
fuss, no muss, no security backdoors the FBI can take
advantage of."

"The ASB has picked a fight they can't win," Eddie said,
holding a certified copy of the group's patent on advanced
cement shoe production.  "A lawyer armed with an air-tight
patent can cause more damage than all of Iraq's army."

--
Humorix:      Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a lighter note
Archive:      http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/
Web site:     http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/


From Credit_Doctor_184@verizon.net Sat Mar  1 23:07:14 2003
Received: from cable127a084.usuarios.retecal.es ([IPv6:::ffff:213.254.127.84]:37638
	"HELO 213-35-172-14-dsl.plus.estpak.ee") by humbolt.nl.linux.org
	with SMTP id <S21907AbTCAWHC>; Sat, 1 Mar 2003 23:07:02 +0100
Received: from 82.60.152.190 ([82.60.152.190]) by smtp4.cyberec.com with QMQP; Mar, 01 2003 3:00:26 PM -0300
Received: from [14.42.188.81] by sydint1.microthin.com.au with asmtp; Mar, 01 2003 1:54:02 PM +1200
From:	Makenna <Credit_Doctor_184@verizon.net>
To:	Jennie
Subject: Re: ABOUT YOUR CREDIT.......... xouhe
Sender:	Makenna <Credit_Doctor_184@verizon.net>
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1"
Date:	Sat, 1 Mar 2003 16:06:52 -0600
X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Version 5.1
Message-Id: <20030301220710Z21907-10178+2188@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <Credit_Doctor_184@verizon.net>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<p align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.cjlinc.net/CJ01.gif" width="501" height="64"></p>
<p>We can fix your credit.  We are very successful at getting 
bankruptcies, judgments, tax liens, foreclosures, late payments, charge-offs, 
repossessions, and even student loans removed from a persons credit report.  To find out more go to
<a href="http://www.cjlinc.net">http://www.cjlinc.net</a>.</p>
<p>If you no longer want to receive information from us just go to 
<a href="mailto:tallrhe@cs.com">tallrhe@cs.com</a>.<p>
&nbsp;

kkdedqjslxvmcajgdoepxaynjtisogd

From don@qqsales.com Tue Mar 11 18:28:37 2003
Received: from mailhost1-bcvloh.bcvloh.ameritech.net ([IPv6:::ffff:66.73.20.42]:65240
	"EHLO mailhost.bcv1.ameritech.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org
	with ESMTP id <S76170AbTCKR2V>; Tue, 11 Mar 2003 18:28:21 +0100
Received: from computer ([65.43.212.218]) by mailhost.bcv1.ameritech.net
          (InterMail vM.4.01.02.17 201-229-119) with SMTP
          id <20030311022806.IAMV348.mailhost.bcv1.ameritech.net@computer>;
          Mon, 10 Mar 2003 21:28:06 -0500
Message-ID: <000d01c2e778$2beadfe0$dad42b41@computer>
Reply-To: "INSResource" <don@insresource.com>
From:	"INSResource" <don@qqsales.com>
To:	<Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
Subject: Leads
Date:	Mon, 10 Mar 2003 21:43:27 -0500
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;
	boundary="----=_NextPart_000_000A_01C2E74E.1AFABAE0"
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106
Return-Path: <don@qqsales.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

This is a multi-part message in MIME format.

------=_NextPart_000_000A_01C2E74E.1AFABAE0
Content-Type: text/plain;
	charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

America's insurance consumers visit INSResource.com=20

INSResource.com provides money-saving tips , easy to understand plan =
descriptions, and advantages/disadvantages on most insurance policies.

We are recruiting qualified agents or agencies to respond to our =
visitors quote requests.=20

=20

Quote requests get sent direct to your email.  UNLIMITED LEADS...No cost =
per lead.

=20

Top listings in your state are available. ONLY $150 for an annual =
membership!!

=20

Visit our website ... www.insresource.com

=20

Once you check it out go to the AGENT OPPORTUNITY section for membership =
details and to join. Fast and Easy!!

=20

INSResource.com...Bringing Insurance Agents Into The Future.

------=_NextPart_000_000A_01C2E74E.1AFABAE0
Content-Type: text/html;
	charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<HTML><HEAD>
<META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; =
charset=3Diso-8859-1">
<META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=3DGENERATOR>
<STYLE></STYLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff>
<DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3><SPAN style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: =
Arial"><FONT=20
size=3D3>America's insurance consumers visit INS<B><I><SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: purple">Resource</SPAN></I></B>.com <?xml:namespace =
prefix =3D o ns=20
=3D "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" =
/><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3>INS<I><SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: purple">Resource</SPAN></I>.com provides <SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: maroon">money-saving tips</SPAN> , easy to =
understand&nbsp;<SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: maroon">plan descriptions</SPAN>, and <SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: maroon">advantages/disadvantages</SPAN> on most =
insurance=20
policies.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3>We are recruiting qualified =
agents or=20
agencies to respond to our visitors quote requests.=20
<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT =
size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3>Quote requests get sent =
direct to your=20
email.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: red">UNLIMITED LEADS</SPAN>...No cost per=20
lead.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT =
size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3>Top listings in your state =
are=20
available. <SPAN style=3D"COLOR: red">ONLY $150</SPAN> for an <SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: red">annual =
membership!!</SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT =
size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3>Visit our website ... =
</FONT><A=20
href=3D"http://www.insresource.com/"><FONT color=3D#0000ff=20
size=3D3>www.insresource.com</FONT></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT =
size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT size=3D3>Once you check it out go to =
the <SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: blue">AGENT OPPORTUNITY</SPAN> section for membership =
details and=20
to join. Fast and Easy!!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT =
size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: =
'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: =
EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">INS<I><SPAN=20
style=3D"COLOR: purple">Resource</SPAN></I>.com...<I>Bringing Insurance =
Agents=20
Into The =
Future.</I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>

------=_NextPart_000_000A_01C2E74E.1AFABAE0--


From 42h4343@juno.com Fri Mar 14 18:41:18 2003
Received: from [IPv6:::ffff:194.158.39.146] ([IPv6:::ffff:194.158.39.146]:41487
	"EHLO PCWorkstation") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP
	id <S135910AbTCNCMY>; Fri, 14 Mar 2003 03:12:24 +0100
Received: from smtp0402.mail.yahoo.com ([200.30.204.194]) by PCWorkstation with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5329);
	 Fri, 14 Mar 2003 03:18:37 +0100
Date:	Fri, 14 Mar 2003 02:12:18 GMT
From:	"Haeiveth" <42h4343@juno.com>
X-Priority: 3
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
CC:	humorix-l@nl.linux.org, humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org,
	grantac@ncweb.com, steelheadquarter@aol.com
Subject: humorix-archive,A Trading Systems for the New Millennium
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-ID: <PCWORKSTATIONKufVma00000183@PCWorkstation>
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 14 Mar 2003 02:18:41.0015 (UTC) FILETIME=[079F6070:01C2E9D0]
Return-Path: <42h4343@juno.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">
<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
<title>Trading Systems for the New Millennium and the New Markets</title>
</head>

<body>

<h2 align="center"><span style="font-weight: 400">
<font size="2" color="#F9F9F9">To stop receiving our promotion, please send email to  newsle_end@yahoo.com</font></span></h2>
<h2 align="center">Trading Systems for the New Millennium<br>
and the New Markets!<br>
For questions or orders please call 1-866-209-5450<br>
Take Charge Of Your Future!<br>
&nbsp;</h2>
<p>
<img alt="New! Second Edition" src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/new_star.gif" align="left" vspace="15" width="94" height="90"><a href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/"><img alt="New Home Study Program" src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/Loupe3.jpg" align="right" border="0" width="324" height="216"></a>The 
Market Prophet is the ultimate software for mastering the markets. This 
interactive multimedia software program unveils the most advanced systems 
available for trading the stock and futures markets. Whether you have never 
traded before or are a seasoned professional, the program is a wealth of 
information and can give you the edge you need to be profitable in any market. 
All these systems are 100% mechanical, anyone can use them!
<font face="Arial" size="2" style="line-height: 1.35em"><br>
&nbsp;</font></p>
<p>The truly wealthy know something that most working people don't understand. 
That is, that the best way to create a virtually limitless income stream, is to 
put your money to work!</p>
<p>&quot;It is not enough to be in the right place at the right time, unless you also 
understand that you are there.&quot;<br>
~ George Gilder</p>
<p>The Market Prophet has a complete basics section, which covers everything you 
need to set up your own home business. Next, the advanced systems section, which 
highlights all the money making systems and strategies of some of the worlds top 
traders, including some that have never been released before. The next step is 
that we have you trade a real time simulation trading account, to show you these 
strategies work without risking any real money. Then, when your confidence is 
high and you are ready then you can begin to trade for a living!</p>
<p><br>
&quot;Aim to be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful.&quot;<br>
~ Warren Buffett</p>
<p>The program retails for $295.00 but for a limited time the software is being 
offered as a promotional for $99.00! </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center">
<a class="ordernow" target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<font color="#ff0000" size="+2" style="line-height: 1.35em">Order Your Copy of 
the Market Prophet Now!</font></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<center>
<p>The Software: Market Prophet 2000 </p>
</center>
<p align="center">
<a style="color: #00594b" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<img src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/talk.gif" border="0" width="486" height="30"></a>
</p>
<h3 align="center">The Software: Market Prophet 2000<br>
&nbsp;</h3>
<table width="100%">
  <tr>
    <td style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small">
    <img height="130" alt="New Home Study Program" src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/homestudylg.jpg" width="100" align="left" border="0">
    </td>
    <td style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small">
    <font size="3" style="line-height: 1.35em">TThe software presents the 8-hour 
    multimedia course with animated charts, interactive testing and audio 
    commentary.</font><p>After each section, there is an interactive test to 
    assure the competence of every trader. The program illustrates these systems 
    using animated charts to show exactly how to apply each method and in which 
    market. The guesswork is completely removed. These systems are 100% 
    mechanical. All time frames are covered including day trading, short term 
    (swing) trading, and long term (position) trading. No matter what market or 
    time frame you prefer, the Market Prophet will customize a system for you.<br>
&nbsp;</td>
  </tr>
</table>
<p><br>
&nbsp;</p>
<h3>Totally Mechanical, No Guesswork<br>
Tested Over Thirty Years and Proven Effective!<br>
Its like having the lights turned on in a room you've been stumbling around in. 
After I completed the program everything seemed clear.&quot; </h3>
<p>Tracy Sanders Austin TX. (512) 291-4793 7 P.M. to 9 P.M. Monday through 
Friday </p>
<p>&quot;7 out of 7 correct trades in one day&quot;</p>
<p><br>
&quot; I've made $3000 in 3 hours using the methods I learned in 2 weeks with the 
Market Prophet. I don't think I'll be working for anyone else ever again. &quot; </p>
<p>Jon Paul Robertson Long Beach, CA </p>
<p>&quot;My account has doubled in the first two months. That's up 100%!!! &quot; </p>
<p>Robert Ross Memphis Tenn. </p>
<p>System customization - The Market Prophet software actually designs and 
customizes a system for you to work in whatever market you our currently trading 
and under whatever time frame you are comfortable trading. If you would like to 
day trade and work full time trading the software will customize a system that 
allows you to do just that. If you ust want to know what the best long term 
stock picks are for the next year to buy and hold well then....the Market 
Prophet will do that as well!.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!--<p><img src="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/options/holiday/cd.gif" align="left" border="0">A CD-ROM with the <b>Option Price Calculator</b> helps you determine the price of an option based on a stock's volatility estimate. </p>-->
<!--<p><img src="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/options/holiday/cd.gif" align="left" border="0">A CD-ROM with the <b>Option Price Calculator</b> helps you determine the price of an option based on a stock's volatility estimate. </p>-->
<h3 align="center">
<img src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/Loupe.jpg" align="left" width="216" height="324">Market 
Personalities Software<br>
A product of years of testing and research. This additional software is a 
breakdown of each market and how it responds to each method of trading. With the 
Market Prophet you learn the best possible systems for trading. With the Market 
Personalities software you learn the best markets to apply each of these systems 
in. This is a great way to fine-tune your trading accuracy. </h3>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h3 align="center">
<!--<p><img src="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/options/holiday/cd.gif" align="left" border="0">A CD-ROM with the <b>Option Price Calculator</b> helps you determine the price of an option based on a stock's volatility estimate. </p>-->
</h3>
<p align="center">
<a href="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/microsite/feedback.htm" target="_blank">
<br>
</a>
<a style="color: #00594b" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<img src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/talk.gif" border="0" width="486" height="30"></a>
</p>
<div align="center">
&nbsp;</div>
<p>A must have for all serious investors, the Market Prophet professional trader 
software is the most complete resource available for market prediction today. 
You cannot afford to trade in today's markets without having the best possible 
systems on your side. Thanks to this promotional offer you can have access to 
them for only $99.00! </p>
<p align="center">
<a class="ordernow" target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<font color="#ff0000" size="+2" style="line-height: 1.35em">Order Your Copy of 
the Market Prophet Now!</font></a><br>
&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000FF">To stop receiving our promotion, please send email to  newsle_end@yahoo.com</font></p>

</body>

</html>

From r45qve5563dd@msn.com Fri Mar 14 18:42:00 2003
Received: from host194.hpsglobal.com ([IPv6:::ffff:63.96.199.194]:2057 "EHLO
	mail.dal.hpsglobal.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP
	id <S136053AbTCNCv4>; Fri, 14 Mar 2003 03:51:56 +0100
Received: from smtp0199.mail.yahoo.com (NTSVR [218.18.57.167]) by mail.dal.hpsglobal.com with SMTP (Microsoft Exchange Internet Mail Service Version 5.5.2653.13)
	id GNAJPA6B; Thu, 13 Mar 2003 19:54:06 -0600
Date:	Fri, 14 Mar 2003 02:10:50 GMT
From:	"Grera" <r45qve5563dd@msn.com>
X-Priority: 3
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
CC:	humorix-l@nl.linux.org, humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org,
	grantac@ncweb.com, steelheadquarter@aol.com
Subject: humorix-archive,ultimate software for mastering the markets
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-Id: <20030314025205Z136053-10179+3324@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <r45qve5563dd@msn.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">
<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
<title>Trading Systems for the New Millennium and the New Markets</title>
</head>

<body>

<h2 align="center"><span style="font-weight: 400">
<font size="2" color="#F9F9F9">You can stop receive promotions by sending email to this email address peopledel@yahoo.com</font></span></h2>
<h2 align="center">Trading Systems for the New Millennium<br>
and the New Markets!<br>
For questions or orders please call 1-866-209-5450<br>
Take Charge Of Your Future!<br>
&nbsp;</h2>
<p>
<img alt="New! Second Edition" src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/new_star.gif" align="left" vspace="15" width="94" height="90"><a href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/"><img alt="New Home Study Program" src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/Loupe3.jpg" align="right" border="0" width="324" height="216"></a>The 
Market Prophet is the ultimate software for mastering the markets. This 
interactive multimedia software program unveils the most advanced systems 
available for trading the stock and futures markets. Whether you have never 
traded before or are a seasoned professional, the program is a wealth of 
information and can give you the edge you need to be profitable in any market. 
All these systems are 100% mechanical, anyone can use them!
<font face="Arial" size="2" style="line-height: 1.35em"><br>
&nbsp;</font></p>
<p>The truly wealthy know something that most working people don't understand. 
That is, that the best way to create a virtually limitless income stream, is to 
put your money to work!</p>
<p>&quot;It is not enough to be in the right place at the right time, unless you also 
understand that you are there.&quot;<br>
~ George Gilder</p>
<p>The Market Prophet has a complete basics section, which covers everything you 
need to set up your own home business. Next, the advanced systems section, which 
highlights all the money making systems and strategies of some of the worlds top 
traders, including some that have never been released before. The next step is 
that we have you trade a real time simulation trading account, to show you these 
strategies work without risking any real money. Then, when your confidence is 
high and you are ready then you can begin to trade for a living!</p>
<p><br>
&quot;Aim to be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful.&quot;<br>
~ Warren Buffett</p>
<p>The program retails for $295.00 but for a limited time the software is being 
offered as a promotional for $99.00! </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center">
<a class="ordernow" target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<font color="#ff0000" size="+2" style="line-height: 1.35em">Order Your Copy of 
the Market Prophet Now!</font></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<center>
<p>The Software: Market Prophet 2000 </p>
</center>
<p align="center">
<a style="color: #00594b" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<img src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/talk.gif" border="0" width="486" height="30"></a>
</p>
<h3 align="center">The Software: Market Prophet 2000<br>
&nbsp;</h3>
<table width="100%">
  <tr>
    <td style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small">
    <img height="130" alt="New Home Study Program" src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/homestudylg.jpg" width="100" align="left" border="0">
    </td>
    <td style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small">
    <font size="3" style="line-height: 1.35em">TThe software presents the 8-hour 
    multimedia course with animated charts, interactive testing and audio 
    commentary.</font><p>After each section, there is an interactive test to 
    assure the competence of every trader. The program illustrates these systems 
    using animated charts to show exactly how to apply each method and in which 
    market. The guesswork is completely removed. These systems are 100% 
    mechanical. All time frames are covered including day trading, short term 
    (swing) trading, and long term (position) trading. No matter what market or 
    time frame you prefer, the Market Prophet will customize a system for you.<br>
&nbsp;</td>
  </tr>
</table>
<p><br>
&nbsp;</p>
<h3>Totally Mechanical, No Guesswork<br>
Tested Over Thirty Years and Proven Effective!<br>
Its like having the lights turned on in a room you've been stumbling around in. 
After I completed the program everything seemed clear.&quot; </h3>
<p>Tracy Sanders Austin TX. (512) 291-4793 7 P.M. to 9 P.M. Monday through 
Friday </p>
<p>&quot;7 out of 7 correct trades in one day&quot;</p>
<p><br>
&quot; I've made $3000 in 3 hours using the methods I learned in 2 weeks with the 
Market Prophet. I don't think I'll be working for anyone else ever again. &quot; </p>
<p>Jon Paul Robertson Long Beach, CA </p>
<p>&quot;My account has doubled in the first two months. That's up 100%!!! &quot; </p>
<p>Robert Ross Memphis Tenn. </p>
<p>System customization - The Market Prophet software actually designs and 
customizes a system for you to work in whatever market you our currently trading 
and under whatever time frame you are comfortable trading. If you would like to 
day trade and work full time trading the software will customize a system that 
allows you to do just that. If you ust want to know what the best long term 
stock picks are for the next year to buy and hold well then....the Market 
Prophet will do that as well!.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!--<p><img src="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/options/holiday/cd.gif" align="left" border="0">A CD-ROM with the <b>Option Price Calculator</b> helps you determine the price of an option based on a stock's volatility estimate. </p>-->
<!--<p><img src="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/options/holiday/cd.gif" align="left" border="0">A CD-ROM with the <b>Option Price Calculator</b> helps you determine the price of an option based on a stock's volatility estimate. </p>-->
<h3 align="center">
<img src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/Loupe.jpg" align="left" width="216" height="324">Market 
Personalities Software<br>
A product of years of testing and research. This additional software is a 
breakdown of each market and how it responds to each method of trading. With the 
Market Prophet you learn the best possible systems for trading. With the Market 
Personalities software you learn the best markets to apply each of these systems 
in. This is a great way to fine-tune your trading accuracy. </h3>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h3 align="center">
<!--<p><img src="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/options/holiday/cd.gif" align="left" border="0">A CD-ROM with the <b>Option Price Calculator</b> helps you determine the price of an option based on a stock's volatility estimate. </p>-->
</h3>
<p align="center">
<a href="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/microsite/feedback.htm" target="_blank">
<br>
</a>
<a style="color: #00594b" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<img src="http://www.learntodaytrade.com/images/talk.gif" border="0" width="486" height="30"></a>
</p>
<div align="center">
&nbsp;</div>
<p>A must have for all serious investors, the Market Prophet professional trader 
software is the most complete resource available for market prediction today. 
You cannot afford to trade in today's markets without having the best possible 
systems on your side. Thanks to this promotional offer you can have access to 
them for only $99.00! </p>
<p align="center">
<a class="ordernow" target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/trade_today/">
<font color="#ff0000" size="+2" style="line-height: 1.35em">Order Your Copy of 
the Market Prophet Now!</font></a><br>
&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000FF">You can stop receive promotions by sending email to this email address peopledel@yahoo.com</font></p>

</body>

</html>

From as3tfgqf@aol.com Fri Mar 14 18:42:16 2003
Received: from procompkft.hu ([IPv6:::ffff:194.143.250.35]:27577 "EHLO
	alkalmazas1.procompkft.hu") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP
	id <S136104AbTCNFf0>; Fri, 14 Mar 2003 06:35:26 +0100
Received: from smtp0311.mail.yahoo.com ([218.2.24.123]) by alkalmazas1.procompkft.hu with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5329);
	 Fri, 14 Mar 2003 06:34:57 +0100
Date:	Fri, 14 Mar 2003 05:34:56 GMT
From:	"Trirwen" <as3tfgqf@aol.com>
X-Priority: 3
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
CC:	humorix-l@nl.linux.org, humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org,
	grantac@ncweb.com, steelheadquarter@aol.com
Subject: humorix-archive,
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-ID: <ALKALMAZAS196Aqrh4y00005785@alkalmazas1.procompkft.hu>
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 14 Mar 2003 05:34:58.0592 (UTC) FILETIME=[739B0200:01C2E9EB]
Return-Path: <as3tfgqf@aol.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
<title>New Page 3</title>
</head>

<body>

<p><br>
<font color="#FBFBFB">Please click here to be removed, All removal requests are handles as soon as received rdel_addr@excite.com</font></p>
<div align="center">
  <b><font size="3"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/transporters_of_automobile/"><img src="http://www.transporters-of-automobiles.com/images/flag22d4.gif" align="middle" border="0" width="100" height="55"></a></font><font size="4">U.S.
  Veteran Owned, Licensed bonded and insured Transport Company.</font></b>
</div>
<div align="center">
  <font size="2"><b>visit our site &quot;<a target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/transporters_of_automobile/">Click
  Here</a>&quot;</b></font>
</div>
<div align="center">
  &nbsp;
</div>
<div align="center">
  &nbsp;
</div>
<div align="center">
  <i><b><font face="Arial"><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff">Do you need,
  or know of someone who needs a Car Transported to another state?</span></font></b></i>
</div>
<div align="center">
  &nbsp;
</div>
<div align="center">
  &nbsp;
</div>
<div align="center">
  &nbsp;
</div>
<div align="left">
  <font color="#ffffff"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/transporters_of_automobile/"><img height="112" src="http://www.transporters-of-automobiles.com/images/import.gif" width="277" align="right" border="0"></a></font>
</div>
<div align="center">
  <b><font size="5">Door To Door Car Shipping Done Right</font></b>
</div>
<div align="center">
  <font color="#ff0000" size="2">For a&nbsp; Car Shipping Quote Call or &quot;<a target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/transporters_of_automobile/">Click
  Here</a>&quot; to visit our site</font>
</div>
<div align="center">
  <b><font color="#ff0000">Mon-Fri 8am to 5pm &quot;Central&quot;</font></b>
</div>
<div align="center">
  <b><font color="#ff0000" size="5">Phone: </font></b><font color="#ff0000" size="5"><b>888-749-7171</b></font>
</div>
<p align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img height="2" src="http://www.transporters-of-automobiles.com/images/gline1.gif" width="613" vspace="10"></p>
<div align="center">
  <p><font color="#e30202"><br>
  </font><b>Visit our site for a <u><a target="_blank" href="http://www.horizon-stop.com/transporters_of_automobile/">Free
  Instant online quote</a></u></b></p>
  <p><font color="#ff0000"><b>24 hrs 7days a week.</b></font></p>
  <p><b><a href="Http://www.transporters-of-automobiles.com" target="_blank">http://www.horizon-stop.com/transporters_of_automobile/</a></b></p>
</div>
<p><font face="Arial"><b><font size="2">We are a full service auto transport&nbsp;
&amp; car shipping service. We arrange transports for relocation individuals,
college students, dealerships and our specialty: SNOWBIRDS ! We can move your
car coast to coast and most points in between.<br>
<br>
We understand that having someone move your auto is no small matter - your car
is not only an expensive possession, it's also part of your family. Our 5 Star
Carriers take great care to ensure that your car is protected from start to
finish. And unlike other carriers, once your car is on our truck, it doesn�t
get off until it reaches its destination � there�s no loading and reloading
at big consolidation centers. Minimized handling means a minimum risk of
problems.</font>&nbsp;</b></font></p>
<p align="center"><u><b><font face="Arial" size="1">To be removed click reply
with &quot;Remove&quot; in sub Line.&nbsp;<br>
Please click here to be removed, All removal requests are handles as soon as received rdel_addr@excite.com</font></b></u></p>
</XBODY>

</body>

</html>

From awailist@163.com Fri Mar 14 18:42:32 2003
Received: from [IPv6:::ffff:218.73.198.104] ([IPv6:::ffff:218.73.198.104]:7698
	"HELO 163.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP
	id <S136925AbTCNL0c>; Fri, 14 Mar 2003 12:26:32 +0100
From:	"awai" <awailist@163.com>
To:	<humorix-archive@nl.linux.org>
Subject: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=B5=E7=D7=D3=B1=A8=CD=C6=BC=F6=B6=A9=D4=C4=A3=A1?=
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset="GB2312"
Date:	Fri, 14 Mar 2003 19:24:33 +0800
X-Priority: 3
X-Mailer: JiXing mailer V1.73 Design By JohnnieHuang
Message-Id: <20030314112635Z136925-10179+3347@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <awailist@163.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

���ǡ�������ӱ����Ľ��ڷ�������Ϊ������������С����Ϊ�Ƽ�����ӭ���ġ���������Ϊ���ӱ����ݡ����ķ����ǣ�1�� �ڵ��ӱ��ĵײ�����`2���յ�ȷ����`3)ȷ�ϾͿɡ�С�ཫÿ����Ϊ������������Ѿ��ɵ��ӱ���(����HTML��ʽ�鿴���ʼ����������������ɾ����

��������������������������������������������������������������������������

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=gb2312">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
<title>New Page 1</title>
</head>

<body link="#008000" vlink="#008000" alink="#008000" leftmargin="85">
<table border="1" width="91%" height="107" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF">
<tr>
<td width="64%" height="101" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF">
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><font face="����" size="6" color="#008000">������ӱ�</font></b></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font color="#008000">��</font></span><font color="#008000" face="Trebuchet MS">A' wai dian zi bao</font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">��</span></font></p>  
</td>  
<td width="36%" height="101">  
<p style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font face="����" size="2" color="#008000">��</font><font color="#008000" size="2">  
<font face="����"> 2003��3��12��</font></font>  
<p style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font face="����" size="2" color="#008000">��</font><font color="#008000" size="2">��  
<font face="����">������</font></font></p>  
<p style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font face="����" size="2" color="#008000">��</font><font color="#008000" size="2">&nbsp;<font face="����">  
�ܵ�59��</font></font></td>  
</tr>  
</table>  
<table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" bordercolor="#FFFFFF">  
<tr>  
<td width="100%" bgcolor="#008000" align="center"><span style="LETTER-SPACING: 2pt"><font color="#ffff00" size="2">�۾�������,������ͼƬ;ӵ�а�����ӱ�,�������������!</font></span></td>  
</tr>  
</table>  
<table border="1" width="552" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" height="1">  
<tr>  
<td bordercolor="#FFFFFF" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" height="1" width="542">  
<p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font color="#008000" face="����_GB2312" size="3"><i>���ڵ���<strong>......</strong></i></font><p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0">��<p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#FF0000">[��ʳ��Ů]��</font></span><b><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#008000"><a name="MAILLISTCONTENTS"></a><a href="#MAILLISTDOC0">����������ˣ�</a><br></font></span></b><p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#FF0000">[��ʳ��Ů]��</font></span><b><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#008000"><strong><a name="MAILLISTCONTENTS"></a><a href="#MAILLISTDOC2">���˵�һҹ����Ů�˵�һҹ��</a><br></strong></font></span></b><p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#FF0000">[��ʳ��Ů]��</font></span><b><span style="
letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#008000"><a name="MAILLISTCONTENTS"></a><a href="#MAILLISTDOC4">��������ͬ��ʱ����ʲô��</a><br></font></span></b><p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#FF0000">[��ʳ��Ů]��</font></span><b><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#008000"><a name="MAILLISTCONTENTS"></a><a href="#MAILLISTDOC6">�й������ڲ�ͬʱ�������Ǩ</a><br></font></span></b><p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#FF0000">[��ʳ��Ů]��</font></span><b><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#008000"><a name="MAILLISTCONTENTS"></a><a href="#MAILLISTDOC8">���飽��Ƥ�����...</a><br></font></span></b><p align="left" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font color="#008000" size="2">��</font><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#008000">����Ů�ˣ���������Ļ���</font></span><font size="2" color="#00800
0">������ѡ������������IJο�.��</font><p align="left" style="text-indent: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span style="letter-spacing: 1pt"><font size="2" color="#FF0000">[�йر���]��</font></span><p align="left" style="text-indent: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font color="#008000" size="2">��  
����:���������ʮһ�¾��ա� ����Ƶ��:ÿ�ܷ���</font><p align="left" style="text-indent: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font color="#008000" size="2">��  
С�ࣺawai QQ:154671315&nbsp; ���䣺<a href="mailto:awailist@163.com">awailist@163.com&nbsp;</a>  
 ��<a href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=bobomiao">������ѯ  
&nbsp;</a></font><p align="left" style="text-indent: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font color="#008000" size="2">��  
��л������վ:<a href="http://www.cn99.com/">ϣ������</a><a href="http://sh.mail163.com">`</a><a href="http://www.haihoo.com">����</a>`<a href="http://210.64.24.31/">��������</a>`<a href="http://210.64.24.5/maillist/home.htm">��������</a>`<a href="http://210.64.24.11/maillist/home.htm">��������</a>`<a href="http://210.64.24.32/">�����Ϻ�</a></font><p align="left" style="text-indent: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><font color="#008000" size="2">��  
�����������������¾��������磬����Ȩ�ù������߱��˻���վ���С�</font>  
</td>  
</tr>  
</table>  
<a name="MAILLISTDOC0"></a><table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF">  
<tr>  
<td width="100%" bgcolor="#008000" bordercolorlight="#008000" bordercolordark="#008000" bordercolor="#008000">  
<p align="center"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00">����������ˣ�</font></b></p>  
</td>  
</tr>  
<tr>  
<td width="100%">  
<p align="left"><font size="2" color="#008000"> 
<p><img src="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getmsg/rel?listname=bobomiao&id=62&relid=0" align="left"> ������������̳</p> 
<p></p> 
<p>������������и�ĺ�ѳ���MM���˸����ӣ�̸����������Ĺ�ϵ��</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>����������˼���ˣ��������ˣ�������������ã�������������ԭ���ȽϾ��ʣ���������ԭ���ɣ�</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>��������Ϊ��ʵÿ���˶��г��ܵĵ��ޣ����������ˣ�����̫�ã�����ô�أ����Ϳ�ʼ���ӡ�����һ����������Ū������Ϸ������ֻ�ǰ���������ô�಻ȷ��������û׼���ã����Ѿ��ڹ�עһ���ˡ���һ��ʧ�⣬��Ȼ�����ž��������ݵĴ��ң�����Ļ����þ������������Խ������Խ������ļ�ֵ��Խ�����������Σ���ʼ���������ľ������ܡ�</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>������һ�����ѱȽ����ѣ��������ѵ�Ǯ�����ر������������Dz������ϲ��������ȴ��˵�ǵġ����Ĺ۵��������ġ���������Խ������Խƴ��������Ǯ���������Ż���ã���������Ͷ������ô��ʱ�侫����Ǯ������˵���־Ϳ��Է��ֵġ��㵱Ȼ����˵������û�а���˭���ں����Ǯ�أ�����ʵ�ܶ�ʱ�򣬿�����µĸ��飬���DZ�����΢������ظı��˷��򣬼�ʹ�����ڳ��ϡ�</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>������������������ô��֣�һ������������ļ�ֵ����ʱ��������Ϊ������˶��٣������ǣ���Ϊ�˵õ������Ѿ�ʧȥ�˶��٣���׷Ѱ��Խ���࣬�ͻ�Խ��ϧ����õ���Խ���ף��ͻ���ֵ�Խ���⡣��˴���������ĺ��ӣ����ᰮ�ĺ����మ�ij�����Ϧ��������Щ����į����</p>
<p></p>
<p>����������Ҹ������۵������ң����й�ʶ�����ǣ������˷�����Ωһ�İ취�������������������Ż������㡣��������һ������������ô������������ˣ�������Ǯ������һ��MM˵�ģ���ͬ���Ļ��Ұְֵ�һ��������Ҳ����˵��(һ��UNCLE),��˼��ž���һ��Ҫ���������˵�Ǯ,ס�Ƶ�Ҫ5��,�Է�Ҫ�ϴ󷹵�,�ɻ�Ҫ����������,�Ͻ�ֻ������,���Ǹ�����һ���ᰮ����.�������Ǹ㲻���ⱳ����߼�.��</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����������Ҿ�����Ҳ��̫�ã�Ҫ����ûǮ������̫��Ϊ���ˣ�������ȥ����ֻ���һ���취��һ�����˾Ͱ�����һ�ߣ������첻���������͸��Ҹ����ˡ�����������ʵ���������ܣ�������һ��������е�������˼���ܵñ��㻹�죺��������</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>����������ô�����������һ�°ɡ�</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>�������ߣ������İ�����Ωһ�������Լ������İ취����һ�����̽��䰡 </p><div align=right><a href="#MAILLISTCONTENTS"><font color=red><u>�ص�Ŀ¼</u></font></a></div></font> 
</td> 
</tr> 
</table><br><a name="MAILLISTDOC2"></a><table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF"> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%" bgcolor="#008000" bordercolorlight="#008000" bordercolordark="#008000" bordercolor="#008000"> 
<p align="center"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00">���˵�һҹ����Ů�˵�һҹ��</font></b></p> 
</td> 
</tr> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%"> 
<p align="left"><font size="2" color="#008000">
<p><img src="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getmsg/rel?listname=bobomiao&id=62&relid=1" align="right">����ͬ��һ�����ϡ�ͬ��һ�Ŵ��ϣ����ҹ�����˳�Ϊ��һҹ�ԡ���Ů��˵�ǡ�һҹ�顱��Ů�˱����ڴ���һ�ֶ������黳�Ŀ����Լ����ܰ��µ�Ѱ�٣����Լ�ʹ��ʶ����һСʱ�����Ÿо��ߵ�Ů��Ҳ�����Կ��ܶ�ð�ճ����ˡ�</p>
<p></p>
<p>������ĩ��ҹ��������Pub�����ѣ������ȵ���̨����һ��Long Island���ȴ���ʱ�����⻷�����ܣ�ͻȻƳ������һ����ͦ�����ӣ�������Ҳ�������㿴�����Ϲ������ƶ��Ȼ��΢Ц���㱾�ܵ���Ц��Ӧ���Ͻ��ƿ����ߣ�ȴ��������Լ��ӿ����������</p> 
<p></p> 
<p>���������Ӻ󣬷������������ϣ����������Ƹ�֪��λ�ո�������Ŀ�ཻ�������Ѿ����˾�Ǯ��̧ͷ��ȥ���������ظ�������ٱ�ʾ�⣬������һ�������ñ�˪˲���ܻ��IJ���Ц�ݡ��㵱Ȼ֪��������ͼ���ڣ�Ҳ������ϲ�Լ��������������� 
����������ֵ��ǣ�������������е��ų�������������е���ϲ��������������ȴ��ʼ������˵����������������׸����ü�ĺ���ǡ���������������¶���ŵĸо��������š���ͣ��ס������Ծ�����Ļ��档ͻȻ��һ����Ӱ���������������Կ��������˫�۾����㣬����ͻ����ʣ���һ�����𣿡�</p>
<p></p>
<p>������ʱ�����ô�������ʵ�ش�</p>
<p></p>
<p>��������������Ů����һҹ��ı�׼����֮һ����ͬ�����¼��ķ�����һҹ��Ҳ�÷��ϡ���ʱ���������˺͡���������ʱ��ͨ����ҹ�����˱�ıȽϸ��Զ��Ҵ������ص�ͨ��������������и�ij��������֡��ơ������������ƹ�谵�DZر��Ĵ�����ߺͳ������ټ������������۶��Ҳ���˼�ǵ���Ů���͹��ˡ����Ҳ���һҹ��İ�ȫ�Ժ͵����ԣ����������˷�ʽ����������Ů�Զ��������ڴ����ο������Ѿ�̫ƽ����ζ���ò������е�Ӱ�������ʵ���������ݣ���ô�������״�������Ů���ǵĴ�û����أ��� 
�������й�һҹ����</p>
<p></p>
<p>��������У��������ǻ���໹�ǰ��նࣿ���û�У����Ƿ�����������������ⲻ��Ҫ�ʴ󲿷����°���˼�������ˣ�������ʾֻҪ�л����ֲ��������鷳��90%���ϵ����˶���һҹ���������߲��ܡ��ִ˲�ƣ�����Ҷ������˶��ԣ�����Ϸ�޷���Ϊ���ԣ�����Ӧ�øijơ�һҹ�ԡ��ȽϷ���ʵ�顣����ͬһ���¶���Ů�˵�����ɾͲ�ͬ��Ů�˱����ڴ���һ�ֶ������黳�Ŀ����Լ����ܰ��µ�Ѱ�٣����Լ�ʹ��ʶ����һСʱ�����Ÿо��ߵ�Ů��Ҳ�����Կ��ܶ�ð�ճ����ˡ�</p>
<p></p>
<p>������Ϸ֮��Σ�ղ�Ҫ��ʼ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>���������ÿ����ӳ����һҹ���Ϸ�룬ҲҪ������Ů���Dzŵ��Կ��ݡ�ֻ��֪����Ϸ����Ļ�����ȵ���������ȴ���������������İ���˸�����װ�ӱ�󣬻�������Щʲô�������Ļ��䣬���п��ܣ��ܡ��ԡ����飬�dz����ܣ����ӿ��飬̫�п��ܣ�����������Ƥ�ı�̬�����µĿ��ܣ����Ӻ����Ӳ����������ӹ������ҵĿ��ܣ��Բ�����������Σ�������Dz����ܣ���һ�㣬����Ϸ�����Ǹ߷��հ���</p>
<p></p>
<p></p>
<p>�����٣����ѡ����ʲô�� (������) </p><div align=right><a href="#MAILLISTCONTENTS"><font color=red><u>�ص�Ŀ¼</u></font></a></div></font>  
</td>  
</tr>  
</table><br><a name="MAILLISTDOC4"></a><table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF">  
<tr>  
<td width="100%" bgcolor="#008000" bordercolorlight="#008000" bordercolordark="#008000" bordercolor="#008000">  
<p align="center"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00">��������ͬ��ʱ����ʲô��</font></b></p>  
</td>  
</tr>  
<tr>  
<td width="100%">  
<p align="left"><font size="2" color="#008000"> 
<p><img src="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getmsg/rel?listname=bobomiao&id=62&relid=2" align="left">���������ס�����ˡ�����θ�����������ӣ����Ҳ�ܵõ����ڴ����Ǯ���������֪��21���͵������ǣ�����ͷ����Щʲô��û����������������˯��ͬһ�Ŵ��ϡ���Ȼ�԰�ר��˵���ԣ��������˵����飬��������һ�Ŵ�ȴ�������������������Ȥ�Ļ������ʺš�</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>������ͬ�������԰�����</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>����ͳ�������У��������ϵ���ʾ����ʹ����Ӣ����������ĵ������ˣ�Լ53%��һ�굹����û���ΰ����ɼ���������ܱȽϿ��ŵ��뷨һ��Ҳ����ȷ������ͬ��Ů����δ�������ˣ�ͨ�����Եõ��϶���԰�������Լ��17%�������������������������ڽ���Ĺ���������ɷ���������������ֱ�ֻ��2%��4%�����͡��������ģ����������������ǵ�����ۡ�</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>������������ȶ��԰��¹�ϵ�����ˣ�ÿ���������Ĵ���Ϊ3�Σ�������ƺ�Ҳ�����������ķ�Ĺ����Ϊ������14%������һ��ֻ�����ΰ����������󻶲��ɣ����߱���ʵ������ĥ����Ȥȱȱ���������������⣬����Ҳ���֣���������Ů���ѻ����ţ���������˶��޷��ֿ�һҹ����ջ�����Լ��69%�����й�һҹ��ľ��飬���ʼ�����з���һҹ��Ļ���ʱ�������Dz���������������֮һ������ͬ�����ϣ��Լ�����������˵����������Щ�Ѿ����˻���Ϲ��ǣ��������޷��˵ش��������ء� </p>
<p>����</p>
<p>�������Ұ��㣬��Ϊ��������</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>������������һЩ�Ƚ������������ݣ�������֮�����ܷ����Ա�ʾ�����Ǵ�δ��ƭ�����ε�Ů���ѻ����ţ������ǵ��������ԣ�Ҳ������һ������˵�Լ�ʮ���ҳϡ�������������ԣ�ֻ��3%�ѳ��쵱���죬���������44%����������ԣ��������ij����ںޣ����Ĵ������Բ����ٷ����ɼ���21���͵����ڣ�һЩ���������Ρ���ŵ�ȴ�ͳ��ֵҲһ����cool��</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>����ͬʱ����������������Ҳ�dz����Ӱ���˫���Ƿ�ͬʱΪ�����ѣ����Դ�������Ǿ�������Ȧ�Ӷ���ʶ�ģ��Ҹߴ�84%���˱�ʾ�����ǻ�ѡ�����ε�Ů�ѻ����ӵ�ԭ������?quot;��������õ�����"�������߳ɵ����Ծ�����һ�������"���ꡢ���顢�԰�"����㵱ȻӮ��Ů��ͬ���Ĺ�����ͬ�����Dz����ų���һȺ�ѻ����ԣ�ȴ��Ϊ�����̫̫���ǰ��Լ�"�շ����ϴ���ϴ��"���Ǹ��ˣ��ɼ������Ǽ���Ҫ��һ��"������Ϲ������Լ����ɷ����Թ�ϵ�ķ�Ӷ"��ֵ��һ����ǣ����л����ǿɱ���4%���ˣ�ѡ���Լ����µ�ԭ��������"����������������"��</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>���������������ܴ���һ��</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>����������������ӱ����������ˣ����˸�ȫ������Լ���ѡ���˵ķ�ʽ�⣬��ʵ������Ҫ���Լ����������������ǣ���Ϊֻ��10%����������Ϊ"�������԰���?quot;�����·��֣����԰������Ͳ�ֻ��һ���˵�����Ĵ������Ծ���������˵���㻹���԰���ٷֱȿ���ʣ��3%-5%���ң���Ȼ���ǿ���Ц��˵����������ӵ��԰��ܿ�����˱������۶ϣ���ô��������������ô���԰�Ȩ�������ݽ����أ���</p>
<p>����</p>
<p>��������һ�εĵ����У���ʵ�����һ������֮��ֵ��ȥ˼�������⣬������Ȼ��������˷dz�������ӵ��һ��������ƽ�ȵ���ᣬ������"��β�����һ������"��ȴ�Ѳ������Ǹ�ִ��������ȷ�ˣ���������ʶ�������У�Լ�����֮һ�����˶����Լ��Ľ�ɫ���Ų���ȫ�У�������ʵ�㲻���һ���ִ������������ĺ��壬��λ�غ���˵�úã���ΪŮ����ϣ������Ҫ��ϸ����һ�㣬�������Լ������鹵ͨ��ȴͬʱϣ�����ǰ��ݼ�ǿ�����ߣ���ʱ���汻��úܺ�Ϳ�� </p>
<p>����</p>
<p>�����������ô�����ѵ���Щ���˾Ͳ���ͬʱ��˵��������𣿵�Ȼ���Ƕ�����ô�ʣ�����������֪����14%��������Ϊ����ƽ����ζ�ŵ�һ�������£����Դ˷dz���θ�ڵĻ���������Ӧ�û�����һ����ʱ�����ģ�Ȼ��ʸ־�����Լ����˽����ˣ���������̸��˵���������С�</p>
<p></p><div align=right><a href="#MAILLISTCONTENTS"><font color=red><u>�ص�Ŀ¼</u></font></a></div></font> 
</td> 
</tr> 
</table><br><a name="MAILLISTDOC6"></a><table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF"> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%" bgcolor="#008000" bordercolorlight="#008000" bordercolordark="#008000" bordercolor="#008000"> 
<p align="center"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00">�й������ڲ�ͬʱ�������Ǩ</font></b></p> 
</td> 
</tr> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%"> 
<p align="left"><font size="2" color="#008000">
<p><img src="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getmsg/rel?listname=bobomiao&id=62&relid=3" align="right">  �������Ŵ���</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����ؼ��ʣ������˰��������ٷ硢���ʡ�����</p>
<p></p>
<p>����ֻҪ�������й��ŵ�С˵���ͻ��������������һ����������֪��ר�ҽ�����й��Ŵ�������Ļ�ǿ����ò�����ĵ��ʴȡ���ͣ����������ӹ�����֮��������Ůһ������������δ��ʱ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>��������ʮ�����</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����ؼ��ʣ�Ӳ�����ֽ߲�</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����ձ����Ǹֽ߲����ݵĵ�Ӱ��׷����ϯ���й���Ļ���Ǹ�������Ц���������ݵ��̾��ɱ���������������Ů�Թ��ڵķ��ġ����֮�£���ʱ���ƹ�ǿΪ�����ı���С���򱻼����ؼ����ˡ����͡����ֵĶ���˺󣬲����й�����Ա��ʼ����Ц�ݣ�������д������IJ�ɣ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>����ר�ҽ�����Ǹ�ʱ���������Ҫ��ǿ��������ΪŮ����ҪѰ��һ���������ġ���׳�����ԡ�����������ȥ��һ��ʱ������������Ҫ�е���ǿ������Ρ�</p>
<p></p>
<p>��������ʮ�����</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����ؼ��ʣ�����</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����Ը��ź�����Ϊ�������׳Ƴ��ǵ�����Ա��ʼ�ߺ죬���������ݵĽ�ɫ����������ڳ��е���ͨ���񣬻�������С�������������������ֺ��У���û�иߴ�����󣬸�̸����Ӣ��ҵ�������Ӿ���׽Ū���˺͵�٩�Լ��д򷢡�</p>
<p></p>
<p>����ר�ҽ������һ��ƽӹ��û��������Ҳû�м���������ܹ��ñ��˿���Ц���ܹ��������˱����Ǹ��ң���������Ҳ���㣬���ܵõ������������㣬�ⷴӳ��һ������Ȥζ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����������͡�</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����ؼ��ʣ���ɫ��F4���¹�ϣ��л���桢������½�㡢�����������Ӿ�ʮ���ĩ������Щ���ݿ��������(�к���)�ڹ�桢��Ӱ�͵����н��ʵʵ�ػ��˸������졣��һ���������ǵı�׼�����ǡ���͡������Ƕ�Ӧ���Ը�Ҳ�ǡ��ᡱ������˸յġ��ᡱ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>����ר�ҽ����21���ͳ��ڣ��й����仯�dz�����һЩ�������������������Խ��Խ���ԡ������������Ů����Ϊ��������Ķ�������״�����������󽫾���Ů�Ի����ص㣬����˵������һ��Ů�Ի���Ȥζ�����棬���Ի������½���F4���������������������ȥ���ֳе���ʷ���ε�����������ȫ��һ������Ҳ����������������ƽ�͵�һ�ֱ�־����һ����ҵ������У���ƽ�ͽ����������Ҫ�����⣬���Dz�ϣ���������ҵij�ͻ����������͵�������ȻҪ�ȿ������������Ը��Ӳ����й����ԣ�Ҳ�����׽ӽ��� </p><div align=right><a href="#MAILLISTCONTENTS"><font color=red><u>�ص�Ŀ¼</u></font></a></div></font> 
</td> 
</tr> 
</table><br><a name="MAILLISTDOC8"></a><table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF"> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%" bgcolor="#008000" bordercolorlight="#008000" bordercolordark="#008000" bordercolor="#008000"> 
<p align="center"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00">���飽��Ƥ�����...</font></b></p> 
</td> 
</tr> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%"> 
<p align="left"><font size="2" color="#008000">
<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getmsg/rel?listname=bobomiao&id=62&relid=4" align="left">������ͼ�õ�����������Ů�鰮��ǰ�ᣬ����ֻ�������е����������ۻ������ѵ�ˮ��ȫ��λѰ�����ж��ӵ�Ů�ӣ��е���ʳ���Ե�ζ����Ů�������ڶ��׷��������������İ������ӣ��۾���Ȼ��Խ��Խ�������鰮��һ���������٬���������ֹ�ص���Ϸ�У������������صĴ��ڣ�ʹ֮��ʼ���մ���ģ�����޹����״̬��</p>
<p></p>
<p>����һ���˵�������������������IJ�ͬ�����������ڲ�������ഺ�ڣ��͵�����鰮�����ѡ�񣬶���ʱ������һ������ȶ��ļ��ڣ�����ѡ���Ʊش����������ҵ�äĿ�ԡ�һ�����˳���֮�꣬�����;���ʹ������鰮�Ľ׶Σ�ȴ�����������ܵ��˻��������µĹ淶��ʹ�˲��ò�����������̾���޳�Ī�����������鰮���ڣ���������ͨ��һЩ������ʵ��������α�����۷������ü��ɺ�����ʹŮ�˴Ӿ������������������õ�������塣</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����ɼ��������鰮��������ľ��ޣ���ν�����ٿ˵İ��飬����������õ�ͶӰ�������˵�ר����������û���󰮵ġ��˵��󰮣��ڶ�����󻶡����о��񣬶�����û�У�����ֻ�б��ܡ����ع���𣚣�ں�֮�ޣ�����Ů�����Ӻ��ϡ����������ó���˵����ţ�Ψ�����ࡣ�����˻����һ������ͨ�ģ���ͨ������£�������󻶣������۵Ĵ�������״̬���ƵĴ��ڱ���״̬����ȻҲ�����⣬���١������������İ��š���Ȼ��������׷��ͱ������ܵĹ�ϵ�����ˣ�������׷���߻��ǽ����ߣ��ֶ������ڻ���������������õ����Եİ�����ô����׷���߶��ԣ��Ͳ����˺�������Լ��Ӱ�Ů�ӵİ���һ�������⡣</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����󰮱��������ѣ����˵��DZ������µķ�ȣ����IJƸ�����Щ��Ȼ���󰮳ɹ����Ⱦ����������߱���Щ�����������󰮳ɹ������߱���Щ������Ҳ�����ڲ����󰮡�����Ӧ�Ļ������䣬����λ����Ů֮�䣬������Ů��չ���󰮹��ƣ���������ʮ����Ҫ�����á����ɲ����󰮳ɹ��ij�Ҫ���������󰮵ļ����ǻ����˵��������㼰�˵���������IJ��ɰ����ԡ��󰮼���������һ�����ķ���ʽ��ʾ�����Թ���Ϊ���¹�ʽ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>�������飽��Ƥ��������ͣ�Ͷ������</p>
<p></p>
<p>�����Խ⣺</p>
<p></p>
<p>������Ƥ����Ƥ�����˼����Ƥ���������㻶�ĵ�Ů�Ӳ��ţ��ֲ�ʹ�����ᡣ˵��˵�Ļ������������£������ߴ����ֱ��׳��˵�㰮������Ϊ�Լ��ĺ��������߳ܣ�������Ϊ�����ȣ���ţ���ϴ��ˮ��</p>
<p></p>
<p>�������򣬹��������˼��ֻҪ���������ĥ���롣�԰���ϲ����Ů�˵��ɼ᲻�ɴݵ��ս�����ݻٵı��ݣ�����ҵҵ����ͷ��ɣ�������Թ�����Ʊ��ꡣŮ�˵��ij��ܻ������ģ�һ�첻��һ���£�һ���²���һ�꣬������Ȼ�ɡ�</p>
<p></p>
<p>������ͣ���������˼��˵�����ģ��������������塣����������������������ʵ�����ԡ��ݵĻ���˵���������ʵĻ���˵������������Ư����˵��Ư��������Ƥ˵�����ձ��ˡ�</p>
<p></p>
<p>����Ͷ�����ã����Dz��Թ�ɫ��˵�������ģ�������Ҫ�ġ������������������Ц��ʱ������Ц���޵�ʱ��Ϊ�������ᡣ </p>
<p></p>
<p></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><div align=right><a href="#MAILLISTCONTENTS"><font color=red><u>�ص�Ŀ¼</u></font></a></div></font> 
</td> 
</tr> 
</table><br> 


<table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" bordercolor="#FFFFFF"> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF"> 
<!-- End Bentium Code --> 
<!-- Begin Bentium Code --> 
<!-- End Bentium Code --> 

<!-- End Bentium Code --> 

</td> 
</tr> 
</table> 

<table border="1" width="91%" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" bordercolor="#FFFFFF"> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" height="149"> 
<table border="1" width="100%" height="1" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF" bordercolor="#FFFFFF"> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%" height="1">��<!-- Begin Bentium Code -->
<FORM method="post" action="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/subgroups" target="_blank">
<TABLE border="1" width="543" height="1" bordercolorlight="#008000" bordercolordark="#008000" bordercolor="#008000">
<TR><TD colspan="4" width="535" height="1">
<p align="center"><b><font face="����" size="4" color="#008000">ϣ�����磬��Ʒ�ʼ���������飬��ӭ���ģ�</font></b></p>
</TD></TR>
<tr><TD width="137" rowspan="2" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT type="hidden" name="listnum" value="12"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list0" VALUE="bobomiao" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=bobomiao">������ӱ�</A>��</font></TD><TD width="137" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list1" VALUE="recall" checked>���й�<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=recall">����</A>��</font></TD><TD width="138" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list2" VALUE="yf312" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=yf312">�볾����</A>��</font></TD><TD width="129" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list9" VALUE="wwwcnmlfcom" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=wwwcnmlfcom">��������ͼ</A>��</font></TD></tr>
<tr><TD width="137" rowspan="2" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list4" VALUE="nanrenbang" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=nanrenbang">�� 
�� ��</A>��</font></TD><TD width="138" rowspan="3" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list7" VALUE="cfqst" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=cfqst">������ˮ��</A>��</font></TD><TD width="129" rowspan="2" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list6" VALUE="haosex" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=haosex">��ɫ֮ͼ</A>��</font></TD></tr> 
<tr><TD width="137" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list8" VALUE="yhwwhy" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=yhwwhy">�ʹ���ˮ��</A>��</font></TD></tr> 
<tr><TD width="137" height="1" rowspan="2"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list5" VALUE="kanglefang" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=kanglefang">�� 
�� ��</A>��</font></TD><TD width="137" rowspan="2" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list10" VALUE="meilinvhai" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=meilinvhai">������</A>��</font></TD><TD width="129" rowspan="2" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list11" VALUE="bfwolf" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=bfwolf">�� 
�� ��</A>��</font></TD></tr> 
<tr><TD width="138" height="1"><font size="2" color="#008000"><INPUT TYPE="checkbox" NAME="list3" VALUE="windboy" checked>��<A href="http://www.cn99.com/cgi-bin/getlsts?listname=windboy">E���޼�</A>��</font></TD></tr> 
<TR><TD width="261" colspan="2" height="1">&nbsp; Email :<INPUT name="email" size="22" maxlength="120"></TD>  
<TD width="138" height="1" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF">  
��&nbsp; <INPUT type="submit" value="����" name="sub">�� 

</TD></TR> 
<TR><TD colspan="4" width="535" height="1" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" bordercolordark="#FFFFFF"> 
</TD></TR> 
</TABLE> 
</FORM> 
<!-- End Bentium Code --> 
</td> 
</tr> 
</table> 
<!-- Begin Bentium Code --> 
<!-- End Bentium Code --> 

<!-- End Bentium Code --> 

</td> 
</tr> 
<tr> 
<td width="100%"> 


<p> 

</td> 
</tr> 
</table> 

<br clear=all>
</body>
<br><P><hr size="1" noshade color=black>����Դ��˾<a href="http://www.net001.net" target="_blank">http://www.net001.net</a>&nbsp;�ṩ������ע��󸶿�;�����ȿ�ͨ���շѷ���,<br>��;���˿�ػ��Ƽ�������+100M����������5��10M��ҵ���䣬ÿ��ֻ��350Ԫ����
<P>��������&nbsp;<a href="http://www.chinamysql.com" target="_blank">http://www.chinamysql.com</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;רҵ�ṩ��������������������ɻ��˿<br>ǿ���ײͣ�100M�����Ͷ�����������10��10M��ҵ���䣬����20����������������318Ԫ/�꣡
<P>ʹ�ü����ʼ�Ⱥ��������ͨ���ʼ���������ֱ��Է����䣬�ٶȾ���һ����<BR>������ַ��<A HREF="http://www.lovexin.com/" target="_blank">[������]�������</A>��������ѵij��������������¡���

From olisehben@netzero.com Wed Mar 19 13:48:50 2003
Received: from 66-178-47-74.reverse.newskies.net ([IPv6:::ffff:66.178.47.74]:21510
	"HELO humbolt.nl.linux.org") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP
	id <S257597AbTCSMsc>; Wed, 19 Mar 2003 13:48:32 +0100
From:	"OLISEH BEN" <olisehben@netzero.com>
Date:	Wed, 19 Mar 2003 13:45:34
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Subject: URGENT REPLY
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-Id: <20030319124840Z257597-14882+2317@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <olisehben@netzero.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

OLISEH BEN
LAGOS NIGERIA.                           

SIR,

IT IS WITH A HEART FULL OF HOPE THAT I WRITE, SOLICITING FOR YOUR STRICT
CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING
CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. YOU HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED BY A FRIEND IN
FOREIGN OFFICE OF NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRIES, WHO ASSURED
ME OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITIY TO EXECUTE A TRANSACTION OF GREAT
MAGNITUDE.

I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH BEACON NIG. LTD. A FOREIGN OIL COMPANY BASED
IN LAGOS, NIGERIA. BEACON WAS INVOLVED IN PROSPECTING, DRILLING AND BUNKERING
OF OIL AT HIGH SEA (OFFSHORE), WITH EXPATRIATE CONSISTING MAJORITY OF
THE STAFF STRENGTH. UNFORTUNATELY, THESE EXPATRIATES GOT INTO AN ILLEGAL
SALE OF OIL AND THE MONEY FROM IT TRANSFERRED THROUGH A SECURITY
COMPANY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT WITH A SECURITY STAMP ON IT.  THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA DISCOVERED THE ILLEGAL DEAL, REVOKED THEIR LICENCE AND THE
EXPARTRIATES WERE REPATRIATED.

SO, BY VIRTUE OF MY POSITION AS THE ACCOUNTANT OF THE COMPANY, I HAVE
IN MY POSSESSION DOCUMENTS CONTAINING INFORMATION ABOUT FOUR OF THESE
TRUNK BOXES DEPOSITED WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY. THE CONTENT OF THESE
BOXES IS TWENTY FIVE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS (US$25.5M).

I HAVE PUT IN AN APPLICATION WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TO TRANSFER THESE
BOXES TO THEIR CORRESPONDENCE OFFICE IN AMERICA OR EUROPE  WHICH THEY
HAVE OBLIGED. AND BEING THAT THIS DEAL WAS BEEN CARRIED OUT BY FOREIGN
FIRM, I NEED A TRUSTWORTHY FOREIGNER LIKE YOU THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO
A LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF THIS PENDING BUSINESS WHICH BOTH OF US WILL BOUND
TO BENEFIT EARNESTLY. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND BEFORE THE SECURITY
COMPANY AND SIGN AS ONE OF EXPATRIATES TO ENABLE YOU CLAIM THE MONEY
AND PAY IT INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK-FREE, FOR EVERY MACHINERIES
HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION. REMEMBER, THAT I HAVE
WITH ME ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS THAT WILL PROVE THAT THE MONEY IS
FOR US. I EXPECT YOU TO BE TRUSTWORTHY AND KIND ENOUGH TO KEEP MY OWN
SHARE, WHEN THE MONEY HIT YOUR ACCOUNT.

I HEREBY AGREE TO COMPENSATE YOUR SINCERE AND CANDID EFFORT IN THIS REGARD
WITH 25% OF THE FUND AFTER THE TRANSFER AND 5% (PERCENT) WILL BE SET
ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL TRANSPORTATION, TELEPHONE
 BILLS ETC. WILL BE SETTLED FROM THIS  PERCENTAGE, WHILE 70% WILL BE
FOR ME AND TWO OF MY COLLEAGUES. THIS DEAL WILL BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN
 (7) WORKING DAYS. 

I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND SOLICIT YOUR
CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION.  PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT
OF THIS PROPOSAL.

YOURS FAITHFULLY, 
OLISEH BEN.

NB: Please include your Tel & Fax  NO. in your reply e-mail.








From justicemusa2@anfmail.com Sat Mar 22 14:21:19 2003
Received: from anfmail.abercrombie.com ([IPv6:::ffff:208.255.29.220]:51173
	"EHLO anfmail.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP
	id <S16306AbTCVNVF>; Sat, 22 Mar 2003 14:21:05 +0100
Received: from anfmail.com (localhost [127.0.0.1])
	by anfmail.com (8.9.1/8.9.1) with ESMTP id IAA08949;
	Sat, 22 Mar 2003 08:04:13 -0500 (EST)
Message-Id: <200303221304.IAA08949@anfmail.com>
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Disposition: inline
Content-Transfer-Encoding: binary
To:	justicemusa1@anfmail.com
From:	justicemusa2@anfmail.com
X-Originating-Ip: 80.179.103.2
MIME-Version: 1.0
Reply-To: justicemusa2@anfmail.com
Date:	Sat, 22 Mar 2003 13:04:12 GMT
X-Mailer: EMUmail 4.5
Subject: URGENT ATTENTION
X-Webmail-User:	justicemusa2@anfmail.com
Return-Path: <justicemusa2@anfmail.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

NATIONAL ELECTRIC POWER AUTHORITY
NIGERIAN WATER WAYS APAPA,
LAGOS.NIGERIA
REPLY TO ;jjusticemusa@caramail.com
TEL/FAX 234-1-7596779

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

YOUR COMPANY'S NAME AND ADDRESS WAS GOTTEN FROM A BUSINESS DIRECTORY IN
MY SEARCH FOR A WELL KNOWN BUSINESSMAN WHO HAS NO QUESTIONABLE CHARACTER
AND MUST BE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM DR.JUSTICE MUSA, A DIRECTOR IN THE NATIONAL
ELECTRIC POWER AUTHORITY (N.E.P.A). ALSO I WAS PRIVILEGED TO BE A MEMBER
OF TENDER'S BOARD THAT AWARDED AND SUPERVISED THE EXECUTION OF A
MULTIMILLION U.S. DOLLARS CONTRACT IN 1998. THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN
COMPLETED AND COMMISSIONED IN AUGUST 1996,AND ORIGINAL CONTRACT VALUE
PAID IN OCTOBER 2000, TO THE FOREIGN FIRM THAT ACTUALLY EXECUTED THE CONTRACT. 

HOWEVER, AS A RESULT OF OVER-INVOICING AND SERIES OF  REVISION CARRIED
OUT IN THE COURSE OF THE CONTRACT EXECUTION, THERE NOW EXISTS A FLOATING
SUM OF US$45.5M(FORTY FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS
ONLY). THIS MONEY IS NOW DUE FOR PAYMENT IN THE GOVERNMENT QUARTERLY
PAYMENT SCHEDULE AND WE WISH TO REMIT THIS FUND INTO YOUR DESIGNATED
PERSONAL OR CORPORATE ACCOUNTS OVERSEAS.

WE SHALL SECURE THE PAYMENT APPROVALS FROM THE RELEVANT OFFICE/MINISTRIES 
HERE FOR THE RELEASE OF THIS CONTRACT SUM IN FAVOUR OF YOUR COMPANY WITH
DOCUMENT AND INFORMATION WE SHALL REQUEST FROM YOU TOO, WE HAVE NOW
CONCLUDED ARRANGEMENTS IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO REMIT THIS MONEY 
AS SUM REALIZED BY A COMPANY THROUGH LEGITIMATE MEANS IN NIGERIA.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS 

THE FUND WILL BE SHARED 35% FOR YOU AND 60% FOR US. THE REMAINING 5%
TAKES CARE OF ALL INCIDENTAL EXPENSES. TO FORMALISE THIS TRANSACTION IN
NIGERIA IN FAVOUR OF YOUR DESIGNATED COMPANY WE REQUIRE YOU TO FORWARD
THE FOLLOWING :

1. AN ASSURANCE OF YOUR ABILITY, WILLINGNESS AND READINESS TO FULLY
CORPORATE WITH US DURING DISBURSEMENT OVERSEAS AND TO MAINTAIN THE
MAXIMUM CONFIDENTIALITY REQUIRED IN A BUSINESS OF THIS NATURE IN ALL
PLACES AT ALL TIMES ON BOTH SIDES.

2. PARTICULARS OF YOUR BANKS INCLUDING NAME OF BANK ADDRESS, ACCOUNT
NUMBERS, TELEX AND FAX NUMBER OF YOUR BANK.

3.YOUR PRIVATE TELEX, FAX AND TELEPHONE NUMBERS FOR SAFE, QUICK AND
EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION INCLUDING HOME AND MOBILE PHONES (IF ANY).

4.WILLINGNESS & READINESS TO ASSIST ME IN PROCURING RELEVANT
DOCUMENTS/APPROVALS.

THIS REMITTANCE IS GUARANTEE IN LESS THAN 14(FOURTEEN) WORKING DAYS UPON
RECEIPT OF THE ABOVE MENTION PARTICULARS BY FAX, HOWEVER, IT REQUIRES THE 
HIGHEST CO-OPERATION, SERIOUSNESS, MUTUAL TRUST, HONEST AND STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL ON BOTH SIDES TO AVOID JEOPARDIZING THE POSITION OF THE
OFFICERS WHO ARE TOP GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONARIES. ALSO WE WANT TO USE PART
OF OUR PERCENTAGE TO IMPORT ANY QUICK SELLING GOODS WITH YOUR ASSISTANCE
AFTER THE FUND HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU,

REPLY to jjusticemusa@caramail.com
TEL/FAX 234-1-7596779
BEST REGARD.

DR . JAMES PAUL



Check out http://www.abercrombie.com/aftv

From Caramba538@compuserve.de Sat Mar 22 14:53:46 2003
Received: from p50813E2C.dip.t-dialin.net ([IPv6:::ffff:80.129.62.44]:46093
	"HELO zvg.mailer.de") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP
	id <S16305AbTCVNxl>; Sat, 22 Mar 2003 14:53:41 +0100
From:	"The last Judgement" <Caramba538@compuserve.de>
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Subject: Signs from God
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1"
Date:	Sat, 22 Mar 2003 14:53:51
Message-Id: <20030322135343Z16305-6245+2313@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <Caramba538@compuserve.de>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type"
content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta 
name="Originator" content="Microsoft"><meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 
Express 2.0"><title>Sign from God</title><link rel="File-List"
href="./Sign%20from%20God-Dateien/filelist.xml"><link rel="Edit-Time-Data"
href="./Sign%20from%20God-Dateien/editdata.mso"><!--[if !mso]><style>
v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
w\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
.shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
</style><![endif]--><style><!--
@font-face
 {font-family:Verdana;
 panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4;
 mso-font-charset:0;
 mso-generic-font-family:swiss;
 mso-font-pitch:variable;
 mso-font-signature:536871559 0 0 0 415 0;}
p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal
 {mso-style-parent:"";
 margin:0cm;
 margin-bottom:.0001pt;
 mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
 font-size:12.0pt;
 font-family:"Times New Roman";
 mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}
a:link, span.MsoHyperlink
 {color:blue;
 text-decoration:underline;
 text-underline:single;}
a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed
 {color:blue;
 text-decoration:underline;
 text-underline:single;}
p
 {margin-right:0cm;
 mso-margin-top-alt:auto;
 mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;
 margin-left:0cm;
 mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
 font-size:12.0pt;
 font-family:"Times New Roman";
 mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}
@page Section1
 {size:595.3pt 841.9pt;
 margin:70.85pt 70.85pt 2.0cm 70.85pt;
 mso-header-margin:35.4pt;
 mso-footer-margin:35.4pt;
 mso-paper-source:0;}
div.Section1
 {page:Section1;}
--></style></head><body bgcolor="aqua" link="blue" vlink="blue" lang="DE"
style="tab-interval:35.4pt;" scrollbar-face-color:
#ebeaea;scrollbar-highlight-color:
#aeaaaa;scrollbar-shadow-color: #a9a9a9; scrollbar-3dlight-color:
#e5e5e5;scrollbar-arrow-color:
#0846d1;scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #545252 scroll="yes"><p align="center" style="text-align:center">
<font size="2"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image001.jpg"
width="329" height="238" id="_x0000_i1025"></font></p><p align="center" style="text-align:center">
<a
href="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/111.htm"><font
size="2" face="Arial"><b><u>Signs from God. The Messiah comes. We
have the end of the World</u></b></font></a></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Signs from God. 
The Messiah comes.
We have the end of the World and already 3th World war. The
Mankind faces the Doom and as well the biggest ever experienced
Holocaust. Each second Humanbeing ends up in the Pond of Fire. If
the Messiah is not coming now (Jesus Christ, Son of God, King of
the Jews), God will come as Devil-and Germany brought the entire
Mankind into Hell. Owing to the Brandenburger Nazigate in Berlin
every Human will be punished as hard as Adolf Hitler. That means
Hell forever:Final Solution (Endloesung)</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Everyone who 
doesn't call Mankind
into Paradise has got at least the same much Guilt and Dirt at
putting like Adolf Hitler an will be punished just as hard. The
USA was sworn in to the Bible and is liable with the Final
Solution (Endloesung) Death on the Cross forever-</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">The one 
who supports Wholesole
murderers and Traitors- like especially the USA and other
Countries did towards Germany-will be executed as Wholesale
murderers and Traitors and sent to the Pond of Fire. Laughing
Third Persons are even hardest punished by God.</font></p><p align="center" style="text-
align:center"><font size="2"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image004.jpg"
width="293" height="365" id="_x0000_i1026"></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Since the 
USA bombed the Cradle of
Mankind (The Gulf-War USA and Irak),is the entire Mankind
condemned to Hell.When God`s Children are getting bombed,pays the
Mankind with the Eternal Penalty. That includes also the USA. The
Irak is the Cradle of&nbsp;Mankind,&nbsp;Tigris Euphrat the
Beginning of the Bible. Adam and Eve. The one who`s the
Worldpower Number 1- as it happens to the USA-has got the Main
Responsibility for the whole Mankind and is liable now even with
the Final Solution. Death at the Cross- Hell forever.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">If the 
USA belief that they could
make War on their own account- then they have to count with the
eternal Punishment. The USA bombed once before the Cradle of
Mankind (1991 Irak) and is already condemned to Hell. But for to
make a War needs the USA the Permission of God himself. Which
will never be granted.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">The Brandenburger Nazigate in
Berlin is the Hellgate of Mankind and must be pulled down
immediately</font></p><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><font size="2"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image005.gif"
width="320" height="220" id="_x0000_i1027"></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Germany 
turned with the
Brandenburger Nazigate Got to Devil-Germany is therefore Nation
of Kain and High Treason and brought the entire Mankind into Doom.</font></p><p><font size="2" 
face="Arial">Germany has got the Worldpower to
bring the entire Mankind into Hell if the Brandenburger Nazigate
in Berlin is not pulled down immediately and if there will hot be
atoned for the second Worldwar. The USA must be careful that they
don't come into Hell completely in because the reunion of Nazi-Germany.
Who Protects Wholesale murderers and High Traitors like the USA
did for Decades, will be executed as Wholesale murderer and as
one guilty of High Treason and ends up in the Pond of Fire. The
USA raised Nazi-Germany and is liable now for the reunited Nazi-Germany.
Germany made an Oath to God and the Leader of the Nazis. That
means everything what Germany does falls back to God-Germany
caused with that its own Sentence. Which is Death on the Cross
and Hell forever. That is now reputed even for entire Mankind. If
it would be up to Germany the Mankind would be in Hell already
and lost forever. Hence The Mankind must be called now into
Paradise. Before a War even takes Place. Anything else means
Wholesale murder and High Treason. The condemnation for that is
Hell forever.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">The USA have got now the Main
responsibility for the entire Mankind, and with it also for
Germany. The one with the biggest Power must also account for it
to God. So the USA is liable for the Final Solution Death on the
Cross Hell forever.<b>Jesus Christ is a Diamond,is our Redeemer-can
release us from the Guilt and save entire Mankind from Downfall.</b></font></p><p><font size="2" 
face="Arial">Sign from God is no
Advertising,but a Message and is reputed for entire Mankind.</font></p><p align="center" style="text-
align:center"><a
href="http://www.zevo.de" target="Sign" from god
title="http://www.zevo.de/"><font size="2" face="Arial"><b>http://www.zevo.de</b></font></a></p>
<p align="center"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image006.jpg"
width="400" height="267"></p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p></body>
</html>





From Caramba538@compuserve.de Sat Mar 22 22:08:44 2003
Received: from p50812FF6.dip.t-dialin.net ([IPv6:::ffff:80.129.47.246]:43793
	"HELO zvg.mailer.de") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP
	id <S16426AbTCVVIf>; Sat, 22 Mar 2003 22:08:35 +0100
From:	"The last Judgement" <Caramba538@compuserve.de>
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Subject: Signs from God
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1"
Date:	Sat, 22 Mar 2003 22:08:44
Message-Id: <20030322210843Z16426-6245+2409@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <Caramba538@compuserve.de>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type"
content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage Express 2.0"><title>Sign from God</title><link rel="File-List"
href="./Sign%20from%20God-Dateien/filelist.xml"><link rel="Edit-Time-Data"
href="./Sign%20from%20God-Dateien/editdata.mso"><!--[if !mso]><style>
v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
w\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
.shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
</style><![endif]--><style><!--
@font-face
 {font-family:Verdana;
 panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4;
 mso-font-charset:0;
 mso-generic-font-family:swiss;
 mso-font-pitch:variable;
 mso-font-signature:536871559 0 0 0 415 0;}
p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal
 {mso-style-parent:"";
 margin:0cm;
 margin-bottom:.0001pt;
 mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
 font-size:12.0pt;
 font-family:"Times New Roman";
 mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}
a:link, span.MsoHyperlink
 {color:blue;
 text-decoration:underline;
 text-underline:single;}
a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed
 {color:blue;
 text-decoration:underline;
 text-underline:single;}
p
 {margin-right:0cm;
 mso-margin-top-alt:auto;
 mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;
 margin-left:0cm;
 mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
 font-size:12.0pt;
 font-family:"Times New Roman";
 mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}
@page Section1
 {size:595.3pt 841.9pt;
 margin:70.85pt 70.85pt 2.0cm 70.85pt;
 mso-header-margin:35.4pt;
 mso-footer-margin:35.4pt;
 mso-paper-source:0;}
div.Section1
 {page:Section1;}
--></style></head><body bgcolor="aqua" link="blue" vlink="blue" lang="DE"
style="tab-interval:35.4pt;" scrollbar-face-color:
#ebeaea;scrollbar-highlight-color:
#aeaaaa;scrollbar-shadow-color: #a9a9a9; scrollbar-3dlight-color:
#e5e5e5;scrollbar-arrow-color:
#0846d1;scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #545252 scroll="yes"><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><font size="2"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image001.jpg"
width="329" height="238" id="_x0000_i1025"></font></p><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><a
href="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/111.htm"><font
size="2" face="Arial"><b><u>Signs from God. The Messiah comes. We
have the end of the World</u></b></font></a></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Signs from God. The Messiah comes.
We have the end of the World and already 3th World war. The
Mankind faces the Doom and as well the biggest ever experienced
Holocaust. Each second Humanbeing ends up in the Pond of Fire. If
the Messiah is not coming now (Jesus Christ, Son of God, King of
the Jews), God will come as Devil-and Germany brought the entire
Mankind into Hell. Owing to the Brandenburger Nazigate in Berlin
every Human will be punished as hard as Adolf Hitler. That means
Hell forever:Final Solution (Endloesung)</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Everyone who doesn't call Mankind
into Paradise has got at least the same much Guilt and Dirt at
putting like Adolf Hitler an will be punished just as hard. The
USA was sworn in to the Bible and is liable with the Final
Solution (Endloesung) Death on the Cross forever-</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">The one who supports Wholesole
murderers and Traitors- like especially the USA and other
Countries did towards Germany-will be executed as Wholesale
murderers and Traitors and sent to the Pond of Fire. Laughing
Third Persons are even hardest punished by God.</font></p><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><font size="2"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image004.jpg"
width="293" height="365" id="_x0000_i1026"></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Since the USA bombed the Cradle of
Mankind (The Gulf-War USA and Irak),is the entire Mankind
condemned to Hell.When God`s Children are getting bombed,pays the
Mankind with the Eternal Penalty. That includes also the USA. The
Irak is the Cradle of&nbsp;Mankind,&nbsp;Tigris Euphrat the

Beginning of the Bible. Adam and Eve. The one who`s the
Worldpower Number 1- as it happens to the USA-has got the Main
Responsibility for the whole Mankind and is liable now even with
the Final Solution. Death at the Cross- Hell forever.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">If the USA belief that they could
make War on their own account- then they have to count with the
eternal Punishment. The USA bombed once before the Cradle of
Mankind (1991 Irak) and is already condemned to Hell. But for to
make a War needs the USA the Permission of God himself. Which
will never be granted.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">The Brandenburger Nazigate in
Berlin is the Hellgate of Mankind and must be pulled down
immediately</font></p><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><font size="2"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image005.gif"
width="320" height="220" id="_x0000_i1027"></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Germany turned with the
Brandenburger Nazigate Got to Devil-Germany is therefore Nation
of Kain and High Treason and brought the entire Mankind into Doom.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Germany has got the 
Worldpower to
bring the entire Mankind into Hell if the Brandenburger Nazigate
in Berlin is not pulled down immediately and if there will hot be
atoned for the second Worldwar. The USA must be careful that they
don't come into Hell completely in because the reunion of Nazi-Germany.
Who Protects Wholesale murderers and High Traitors like the USA
did for Decades, will be executed as Wholesale murderer and as
one guilty of High Treason and ends up in the Pond of Fire. The
USA raised Nazi-Germany and is liable now for the reunited Nazi-Germany.
Germany made an Oath to God and the Leader of the Nazis. That
means everything what Germany does falls back to God-Germany
caused with that its own Sentence. Which is Death on the Cross
and Hell forever. That is now reputed even for entire Mankind. If
it would be up to Germany the Mankind would be in Hell already
and lost forever. Hence The Mankind must be called now into
Paradise. Before a War even takes Place. Anything else means
Wholesale murder and High Treason. The condemnation for that is
Hell forever.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">The USA have got now the Main
responsibility for the entire Mankind, and with it also for
Germany. The one with the biggest Power must also account for it
to God. So the USA is liable for the Final Solution Death on the
Cross Hell forever.<b>Jesus Christ is a Diamond,is our Redeemer-can
release us from the Guilt and save entire Mankind from Downfall.</b></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Arial">Sign from God is no
Advertising,but a Message and is reputed for entire Mankind.</font></p><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><a
href="http://www.zevo.de" target="Sign" from god
title="http://www.zevo.de/"><font size="2" face="Arial"><b>http://www.zevo.de</b></font></a></p><p align="center"><img
src="http://home.t-online.de/home/520017418617/image006.jpg"
width="400" height="267"></p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p></body></html>





From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Wed Mar 26 05:39:56 2003
Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:9413 "EHLO
	humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id <S17923AbTCZEjm>;
	Wed, 26 Mar 2003 05:39:42 +0100
Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Wed, 26 Mar 2003 05:38:53 +0100 (CET)
Received: from epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.181]:19129
	"EHLO epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org
	with ESMTP id <S17912AbTCZEie>; Wed, 26 Mar 2003 05:38:34 +0100
Received: from mocape01-224.midwest.net ([209.248.17.234] helo=ldd.net)
	by epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1)
	id 18y2gH-0001BC-00
	for humorix@humbolt.nl.linux.org; Tue, 25 Mar 2003 20:38:29 -0800
Message-ID: <3E812F9B.75DF0A4E@ldd.net>
Date:	Tue, 25 Mar 2003 22:42:03 -0600
From:	James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>
Organization: Humorix World Domination
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.18-3 i586)
X-Accept-Language: en
MIME-Version: 1.0
To:	Humorix Mailing List <humorix@nl.linux.org>
Subject: [humorix] The Latest in Hot W4r3z 
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Spam-Status: No, hits=-4.2 required=5.0 tests=PORN_8 version=2.20
X-Spam-Level: 
X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net
X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0
Sender:	humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org
Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org
X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net
Precedence: bulk
Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org
List-help: <mailto:listar@nl.linux.org?Subject=help>
List-unsubscribe: <mailto:humorix-request@nl.linux.org?Subject=unsubscribe>
List-software: Listar version 1.0.0
X-List-ID: <humorix.nl.linux.org>
List-subscribe:	<mailto:humorix-request@nl.linux.org?Subject=subscribe>
List-owner: <mailto:riel@nl.linux.org>
List-post: <mailto:humorix@nl.linux.org>
List-archive: <http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/>
X-list:	humorix
Return-Path: <humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

The Latest in Hot W4r3z 
5% Fake News, 95% True News written by Onering Howe 
March 25, 2003

ROOT, HUMORIXIA -- The ASB (Authoritarian Software Bullies)
attempted to raid Root FTP servers today in search of a
rumored new source of "warez" becoming very popular in the
community: the mysterious /dev/null.

"The amount of evil software piracy measured by our
TerrorWatch(TM) webcrawling script has risen 1000% in the
last two weeks," asserted an ASB spokesweasel we just made
up.  "We believe this so-called 'null device', available
only on communistic hippie Linux systems, is responsible
for the majority of this increase."

This statement was rapidly followed by Taco Boy in a fake
Slashdot post[1] entitled "HOLY SHIT!#!  It's the End of
the World!!! (v2.0)".  He wrote, "How could the ASB have
gained all this tehnical [sic] knowledge??!!?  THEY now
know what webcrawling AND devices are! RMS is wrong; Free
Software must have Secret Documentation that can never be
read by our mortal enemies...."

ASB cracking scripts, based on ASB-AutoPatrioticHack(TM),
were unable to break into any Humorixia-domain GNU/Linux
boxes, as the buffer-overflow attack they used is not
effective against Apache, only IIS.  The evil syndicate was
able to obtain copies of the latest Debian GNU/Linux
release, but it is unclear how exactly the ASB will use
these as evidence of the /dev/null device.

It all started when a Humorixia netizen (who asked to
remain anonymous), considering possibilities for his second
required Humorixia Community Contribution of the year, used
the GNU 'dd' tool to write data from the alleged piracy
source device to a file named 'WindowsXP.zip' in his public
FTP directory.  He created a web page explaining the
purpose of this file, and proceeded to give out its link.

Using links posted on the netizen's geek friends' blogs,
the file was quickly indexed by Google and other search
bots as a result of the file's high availability (thanks to
Humorix's TeraBand(TM) access).  Surprised by the ASB's
seemingly slow action to take the file down, lamerz
propagated the file on their own web spaces (well, OK,
wherever they could find web spaces).

"All Linux users are evil pirates, and all Linux systems
come with the tools of the trade," said the spokesweasel. 
"We've already uncovered 'POSIX', which is apparently a
complete guide to pirate tools used by these evildoers.  By
the way, we would also like to say that Linux is not
suitable for use by anybody, including non-pirates."

One irate GNU/Linux user present (which for some reason we
haven't made up yet) shouted at the spokesweasel, "HAVE YOU
EVEN LOOKED AT THE FILE!? IT'S NOTHING! IT'S JUST NULL
OUTPUT!"

"Oh, so you admit the existence of this 'null device'! 
Guards, take him away!"  At which point ActivePolice(R)
burst into the press room and dragged the poor advocate
away.

"Going on, this POSIX 'standard', which we believe is some
kind of foreign-language reference to Communist Soviet
Union, says that the hacker command 'dd' can write to any
file the pirate chooses.  That means Linux pirates can use
this 'null device' to get any pirate file they want: 
Windows, Office, Photoshop, you name it.  'POSIX' doesn't
say there are any licensing limits whatsoever."  He
cringed.

While the ASB is certainly worried about all the 'null
device' derived warez out there already, sources say they
are even more worried about the future.  Our Humorix Vast
Spy Network(TM) operative inside the ASB (as a janitor,
*wink* *wink*) told us, "They're so worried about this,
they're sending out email viruses, dubbed 666.pr0fitk33p,
that scan computers for 'null device' warez and phone home
about it.  Don't ask them how, I wrote the code.  By
dictating one character at a time to a Microserf, of
course, not actually touching the computer."

Our worst fears were confirmed when the ASB issued a press
release[2] stating, "That Windows-using pirates are giving
our software to other criminals is bad enough.  But the
Linux pirates can get any of our software at any time.  We
must head them off by illegalizing Linux now, and sending
ASB CompSquads to take out any criminal holdouts, before
they destroy the software industry. Remember, if Microsoft
goes down, so does the economy -- and the rest of modern
civilization."


[1] fakehttp://slashdot.org/articles/03/03/25/0000001.shtml
[2] fakehttp://www.asb.com/profitkeep/deathtolinux/illegal.asp

--
Humorix:      Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a lighter note
Archive:      http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/
Web site:     http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/


From e3d54e@yahoo.com Wed Mar 26 14:09:01 2003
Received: from [IPv6:::ffff:202.108.66.41] ([IPv6:::ffff:202.108.66.41]:45330
	"EHLO strongwell.com.cn") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP
	id <S16434AbTCZNI6>; Wed, 26 Mar 2003 14:08:58 +0100
Received: from smtp0241.mail.yahoo.com [200.76.48.132] by strongwell.com.cn with ESMTP
  (SMTPD32-7.13     ) id A326110104; Wed, 26 Mar 2003 20:55:02 +0800
Date:	Wed, 26 Mar 2003 13:07:32 GMT
From:	"Emma" <e3d54e@yahoo.com>
X-Priority: 3
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
CC:	humorix-l@nl.linux.org, humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org,
	grantac@ncweb.com, steelheadquarter@aol.com
Subject: humorix-archive,Fastest Growing Company in the World!
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-Id: <200303262055546.SM01064@smtp0241.mail.yahoo.com>
Return-Path: <e3d54e@yahoo.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">
<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
<title>free your debt</title>
</head>

<body>

<div>
  <font face="Arial" size="2" style="line-height: 1.35em">
  <div>
    <br>
    <font color="#F8F8F8">To be removed from list send request to quick_del@yahoo.com</font><div align="center">
      <center>
      <table height="515" width="623" border="1">
        <tr>
          <td borderColor="#0000ff" borderColorLight="#000080" width="623" bgColor="#0000ff" height="98" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small">
          <p align="center"><a href="http://www.s--r.com/free_your_dept/"><b>
          <font face="Impact" size="6" color="#FFFFFF">F</font></b></a><b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.s--r.com/free_your_dept/"><font face="Impact" color="#ffffff" size="6" style="line-height: 1.35em">ree 
          your debt</font></a></b></td>
        </tr>
        <tr>
          <td vAlign="top" width="623" bgColor="#ffffff" height="405" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small">
          <p align="center"><b>
          <font face="Arial Black" size="3" style="line-height: 1.35em">JOIN THE 
          FASTEST GROWING COMPANY IN THE WORLD!</font></b></p>
          <p align="center"><b>
          <font face="Arial Black" size="3" style="line-height: 1.35em">Come See 
          How Our Group with EverdayWealth Has Grown to 1201 Active Subscribers 
          in Last 35 Days<font color="#ff0000" style="line-height: 1.35em"> 
          Without Calling</font><font color="#000080" style="line-height: 1.35em">
          </font><font color="#000000" style="line-height: 1.35em">a</font> 
          Single Prospect!</font></b></p>
          <p align="center"><a href="http://freeyourdebt.biz">
          <font face="Arial Black" size="5">Please </font></a>
          <font face="Arial Black" size="5" style="line-height: 1.35em">
          <a target="_blank" href="http://www.s--r.com/free_your_dept/">Visit 
          Our Website</a></font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
          <h2><font color="#800080" style="line-height: 1.35em"><b>MY EXPERIENCE</b></font></h2>
          <p><font size="3" style="line-height: 1.35em">&nbsp;
          <font face="Arial" style="line-height: 1.35em">
          <font color="#ff0000" style="line-height: 1.35em">EverydayWealth</font> 
          provides you with everything you need to take control of your money -- 
          your debt, your credit, and your savings. &nbsp;Our average subscriber 
          saves $100,000 in overpaid interest and shaves 30 years off to be at 
          debt free status!&nbsp; Don't let this one pass you by!&nbsp; They predict this 
          will be a common household name in the next 5 years!&nbsp; Early adopters 
          will reap HUGE rewards!</font></font></p>
          <h2><font color="#800080" style="line-height: 1.35em"><b>The Power of 
          LEADERSHIP</b></font></h2>
          <p><font face="Arial" size="3" style="line-height: 1.35em">Steve 
          Smith, CoFounder of Excell Communications and Bill Fields, Former CEO 
          of Walmart with their team of seasoned business partners have 
          introduced the Most <font color="#ff0000" style="line-height: 1.35em">
          Powerful Online Financial Management System</font> ever developed.&nbsp; It 
          will literally <font color="#ff0000" style="line-height: 1.35em">force 
          you out of debt</font>, help you save thousands of dollars in interest 
          charges and allow you to take complete control over your financial 
          life.&nbsp; You can also use this completely automated online building 
          system to build an organization of
          <font color="#ff0000" style="line-height: 1.35em">active</font> 
          subscribers very quickly.&nbsp; Best of all, there are
          <font color="#ff0000" style="line-height: 1.35em">no phone calls to 
          make or meetings to attend</font>.&nbsp; It is truly a business you can 
          build in your spare time!</font></p>
          <h2>Join The Team Today!</h2>
          <p><font face="Arial Black" size="5" style="line-height: 1.35em">
          <a target="_blank" href="http://www.s--r.com/free_your_dept/">
          http://www.s--r.com/free_your_dept/</a></font></p>
          <p align="center">&nbsp;</td>
        </tr>
      </table>
      </center>
    </div>
  </div>
  </font>
</div>
<div>
  &nbsp;</div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><br>
<br>
To be removed from list send request to quick_del@yahoo.com</p>

</body>

</html>

From marina_hall@yahoo.com Wed Mar 26 18:18:39 2003
Received: from web41003.mail.yahoo.com ([IPv6:::ffff:66.218.93.2]:60050 "HELO
	web41003.mail.yahoo.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP
	id <S18096AbTCZRST>; Wed, 26 Mar 2003 18:18:19 +0100
Message-ID: <20030326171817.63457.qmail@web41003.mail.yahoo.com>
Received: from [198.81.26.70] by web41003.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 26 Mar 2003 09:18:17 PST
Date:	Wed, 26 Mar 2003 09:18:17 -0800 (PST)
From:	Marina Hall <marina_hall@yahoo.com>
Subject: A&R Executive wants to hear your demo
To:	jbaughn@ldd.net, humorix@nl.linux.org, listar@nl.linux.org,
	riel@nl.linux.org, humorix-archive@nl.linux.org,
	humorix-l@nl.linux.org, humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org,
	linux-audio-dev-admin@music.columbia.edu, est@hyperreal.org,
	linux-audio-dev@music.columbia.edu, engrbankole@go.com,
	nicoshellee@mac.com, thomas_hudson@mac.com, symphonyop@prexar.com,
	cybrarian@copyleft.be, think.twice@copyleft.be,
	bob.macke@aspect.com, brian@carnfeldt.com, music@komacke.com,
	wallace.katherine@co.dane.wi.us, scoop@chartnet.com,
	inquire@nxne.com, cnt@ibm.net, davidtroia@aol.com, horns@ipjur.com,
	politech@politechbot.com, declan@well.com, s.cherry@ieee.org,
	dec@makehits.com, makehits.webmaster@makehits.com,
	editor@sambe.org, rcolasacco@popcouncil.org, conwayb@sympatico.ca,
	dcase@puc.edu, hdrogemuller@sympatico.ca, myosotis51@aol.com,
	pemmons@wcupa.edu, patian@senet.com.au, tmbovard@earthlink.net,
	bridgewatermusic@hotmail.com
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-1360990622-1048699097=:63325"
Return-Path: <marina_hall@yahoo.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

--0-1360990622-1048699097=:63325
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii


Have you heard about these Los Angeles based traveling music seminars?  
The next one is scheduled for April 5, 2003 in Houston, TX !!  

Don't confuse us with those FAKE Seminars!

2BAW Entertainment Music Industry Seminars are designed to create a forum for unsigned artists to interact with record label executives.  Most unsigned artists, without this type of seminar, could never hope to shop their demo with these decision-making professionals.  

Based on comments from artists all over the United States, 2BAW Entertainment realized musicians, artists and band members had an interest in learning about all
aspects of the music business in addition to having their demos listened to by A&R Executives. 

Los Angeles and New York record labels scheduled to attend are Atlantic Records, Epic Records, Sony Records, Jive Records, Elektra Records, Hidden Beach Recordings, A&M Records, Interscope Records, Columbia Records, EMI Publishing, Bad Boy Records and many others. Record Executives are looking for  Rap, Metal, R&B, Urban, Jazz, Hip-Hop, Rock, Gospel & Country.  THEY WILL LISTEN TO YOUR DEMO RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT!!

Then next seminar is scheduled for April 5, 2003. 

THIS IS A SERVICE, THEREFORE, THERE IS A COST.  
REGISTRATION IS ONLY $150. Pay by Credit Card, Cashier Check or Money Order.  For more information visit us on the web at http://www.2bawentertainment.com  

Click on the "Registration" button and order today!

Any other seminar like this one would cost you $300-$500. Check it out for yourself and find out you will NOT get a better deal or chance to meet face-to-face with decision-making A&R Executives than you will on April 5th at the Radisson Astrodome Hotel in Houston, Texas.


Hurry tickets sell out fast!

SEMINAR FORMAT

1 1/2 Hr.  Questions and answers will be taken from the audience by a panel that will consist of a record label executive, entertainment attorney, management
firm, radio personality and performing rights executive.  This segment is both interactive and informative.

30 Mins   Entertainment

4 Hours   This afternoon breakout session will allow unsigned artists to have their demos listened to and critiqued right on the spot by A&R  Executives who
will be equipped with CD Players.

The Seminar Hotline telephone number is 310-226-8441 or call 818-708-3774 and ask for Marina.


Hope to see you there!

 

Marina Hall
Chief Operating Officer
2BAW Entertainment
Marina@2bawentertainment.com 
818-708-3774 Office
818-708-3784 FAX

If you do not wish to be added to our mailing list, you do not need to do anything.  Unless you reply Marina@2bawentertainment.com you will not be added to our mailing list.









---------------------------------
Do you Yahoo!?
Yahoo! Platinum - Watch CBS' NCAA March Madness, live on your desktop!
--0-1360990622-1048699097=:63325
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii

<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>
<P>Have you heard about these Los Angeles based traveling music seminars?&nbsp; <BR>The next one is scheduled for April 5, 2003 in Houston, TX !!&nbsp; </P>
<P>Don't confuse us with those FAKE Seminars!</P>
<P>2BAW Entertainment Music Industry Seminars are designed to create a forum for unsigned artists to interact with record label executives.&nbsp; Most unsigned artists, without this type of seminar, could never hope to shop their demo with these decision-making professionals.&nbsp; </P>
<P>Based on comments from artists all over the United States, 2BAW Entertainment realized musicians, artists and band members had an interest in learning about all<BR>aspects of the music business in addition to having their demos listened to by A&amp;R Executives. </P>
<P>Los Angeles and New York record labels scheduled to attend are Atlantic Records, Epic Records, Sony Records, Jive Records, Elektra Records, Hidden Beach Recordings, A&amp;M Records, Interscope Records, Columbia Records, EMI Publishing, Bad Boy Records and many others. Record Executives are looking for&nbsp; Rap, Metal, R&amp;B, Urban, Jazz, Hip-Hop, Rock, Gospel &amp; Country.&nbsp; THEY WILL LISTEN TO YOUR DEMO RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT!!</P>
<P>Then next seminar is scheduled for April 5, 2003. </P>
<P>THIS IS A SERVICE, THEREFORE, THERE IS A COST.&nbsp; <BR>REGISTRATION IS ONLY $150. Pay by Credit Card, Cashier Check or Money Order.&nbsp; For more information visit us on the web at <A href="http://www.2bawentertainment.com/" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff>http://www.2bawentertainment.com</FONT></A>&nbsp; </P>
<P>Click on the "Registration" button and order today!</P>
<P>Any other seminar like this one would cost you $300-$500. Check it out for yourself and find out you will NOT get a better deal or chance to meet face-to-face with decision-making A&amp;R Executives than you will on April 5th at the Radisson Astrodome Hotel in Houston, Texas.</P>
<P><BR>Hurry tickets sell out fast!</P>
<P>SEMINAR FORMAT</P>
<P>1 1/2 Hr.&nbsp; Questions and answers will be taken from the audience by a panel that will consist of a record label executive, entertainment attorney, management<BR>firm, radio personality and performing rights executive.&nbsp; This segment is both interactive and informative.</P>
<P>30 Mins&nbsp;&nbsp; Entertainment</P>
<P>4 Hours&nbsp;&nbsp; This afternoon breakout session will allow unsigned artists to have their demos listened to and critiqued right on the spot by A&amp;R&nbsp; Executives who<BR>will be equipped with CD Players.</P>
<P>The Seminar Hotline telephone number is 310-226-8441 or call 818-708-3774 and ask for Marina.</P>
<P><BR>Hope to see you there!</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>Marina Hall<BR>Chief Operating Officer<BR>2BAW Entertainment<BR><A href="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/ym/Compose?To=Marina@2bawentertainment.com" target=_blank>Marina@2bawentertainment.com</A> <BR>818-708-3774 Office<BR>818-708-3784 FAX</P>
<P>If you do not wish to be added to our mailing list, you do not need to do anything.&nbsp; Unless you reply <A href="http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/ym/Compose?To=Marina@2bawentertainment.com" target=_blank>Marina@2bawentertainment.com</A> you will not be added to our mailing list.</P>
<P><BR></P></FONT></DIV>
<P><BR></P><p><br><hr size=1>Do you Yahoo!?<br>
<a href="http://rd.yahoo.com/platinum/evt=8162/*http://platinum.yahoo.com/splash.html">Yahoo! Platinum</a> - Watch CBS' NCAA March Madness, <a href="http://rd.yahoo.com/platinum/evt=8162/*http://platinum.yahoo.com/splash.html">live on your desktop</a>!
--0-1360990622-1048699097=:63325--

From info@womensinstitutes.com Thu Mar 27 02:21:25 2003
Received: from m1101.hostcentric.net ([IPv6:::ffff:209.25.197.253]:30390 "HELO
	m1101.hostcentric.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP
	id <S18402AbTC0BVO> convert rfc822-to-8bit; Thu, 27 Mar 2003 02:21:14 +0100
Received: (qmail 14250 invoked by alias); 27 Mar 2003 01:20:34 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO VIRTUALSCAPE45.Hostcentric.Net) (216.65.45.55)
  by 0 with SMTP; 27 Mar 2003 01:20:34 -0000
Received: from mail pickup service by VIRTUALSCAPE45.Hostcentric.Net with Microsoft SMTPSVC;
	 Wed, 26 Mar 2003 20:20:27 -0500
From:	<info@womensinstitutes.com>
To:	<humorix-archive@nl.linux.org>
Subject: Coulter is ready for her closeup!
Date:	Wed, 26 Mar 2003 20:20:26 -0500
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;
	charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8BIT
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4920.2300
Message-ID: <003412720011b33VIRTUALSCAPE45@VIRTUALSCAPE45.Hostcentric.Net>
Return-Path: <info@womensinstitutes.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

Dear Friend  Friend,
	FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
For publication on the Op-ed Page, if desired.  Otherwise just enjoy it. I did.  

For Further Information:
Melinda Pillsbury-Foster
Mpf@womensinstitutes.com



Anne Coulter wears skirts so short you can see her brains.  Or you could if she had any.  She is the best argument that the foamy-mouthed Right has made for the immediate passage of the long delayed ERA.  
Nasty?  Yes, and like all humor it arrives at a truth seen but not spoken.  
Coulter is the unwoman prime of this generation; the latest and least representative of a specie of women who have carried the ball, and presumably the coffee, for an establishment that wants more than anything to deny women the seats they earn at the table of power and their place in deciding for themselves how their lives will be lived.  
The ERA is history but it is also the future.  Americans assume equality for men and women by an overwhelming percentage.  A recent poll from Opinion Research Corporation found that 96% of all Americans believe that men and women should have equal rights even as the Foamy-mouthed Right, and Libertarians deny it to women by blocking the passage of the ERA.
Congress will be taking up the question again.  So far the measure has 186 cosponsors, nearly enough to push it past the blockage put up by Republicans. 
That, and other factors mean it is about to happen despite Anne Coulter.  
The Good Old Boys needed a titular woman who would obfuscate the truth.  They found a real tool in Coulter to replace the sad, silly spokeswoman they had found in Phyllis Schlafly. 
They still use carefully forged campaigns of disinformation and managed pressure groups to arrest the future. Coulter has rung in new variations on the theme.  Such women are conscious tools of the GOB network.  They have a long and dishonorable history in American politics.  
Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony, along with other leaders of the original American Women's Movement, were at first astonished to be sniped at and then virulently attacked by women of privilege.  Why would those who had so much grudge other women, most of them far less wealthy, a voice in public affaires and the right to their own lives and property?  The Madams of Privilege had not been asked to give up their soirees, their laundrywomen, their coachmen, and their wealth.  Why would they seek to deny working women the rights of self-determination?  
The answer is not nice.  
The fact is that there are always individuals out there looking for the benefits of public acclaim.
Therefore with women arming for war Phyllis Schlafly still tries to frighten us by urging mothers not to allow their daughters to risk joining the military.  Anne Coulter goes farther, asserting that women should not be allowed to vote - while voting herself and enjoying all of the privileges of power.  
These MOPs accept the privileges of fame and adulation for destroying the future of women unborn.  It is the best job they could find - and the perks have been very good.  
America has birthed many famous women, women who poured lifetimes into finding better truths for all of us.  
Such is the fame of Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Margaret Sanger and the host of other women who redefined the world in which we live.  Fame is a heady drug for some, a tool for others.
Mother Theresa could tell you about the benefits of fame.  The best holders of fame convert it into movements that change the world.  The best are not about having the perks. They are about service.  
This is about the MOPs.  They are not good enough to make it to the upper echelons in their chosen marketplace as proponents for women - but they mightily want the flavor of fame and the favors fame brings.  
So the GOBs sign them up. It is easier to join the Good Old Boys and shoot down those struggling for equality than it is to fight city hall.  There are always those who valued the advantages of fame and wealth over being particularly discriminating about how they accomplish those ends.  Fame and money are aphrodisiacs for self-love, too.  
The subtext of GOB Babes like Phyllis Schlafly and Anne Coulter is not just, "to the back of the bus," but, "on your back, bitch." Not that they would fail to be outraged if they were treated like that themselves.  Anne expects to be treated like a celebrity, meaning she does not expect to do the right thing herself, just to talk about it.  
They have changed their strategies but their ends are the same.    
Anne Coulter in particular has used the FemCard.  She is blond by choice, razor thin and dresses like a two bit whore.  This allows her the natural protection of femininity, armoring her from males on the left.  All males hope they might get lucky, that is simple biology.  Leftist males are no different.  
            The issue is what comes out of her mouth. 
She has a mouth like a toilet and a mind to match.  She calls for death, destruction, hate, and female servitude to the principle of masculinity.  Her book, Slander was well named.  It marks what we must hope is the low tide mark for journalistic standards.  The challenge to the reader is finding statements that are true, not those that are false. We can hope that this attack of the undead of the Right will die in oncoming light, leaving the field open to a productive discourse between the decent majority.     
Think of the ERA as the garlic that will put Anne Coulter back in her coffin.  There, she cannot offend.   

END


The above op-ed is the first of a series of in a Blogeskreig. On the subject of Pundititus, a nearly fatal condition presently infecting the journalistic body politic.  
Melinda Pillsbury-Foster is the President of the Women's Institute for Individual and Political Justice, a nonprofit foundation based in Santa Barbara working on alternatives such as domestic violence.  Url:  womensinstitutes.com 

Lexicon: 

Blogeskreig - To make your point on line using the power of pointed opinion.   (Example, Trent Lott was Blogeskrieged)  
FemCard - the Female equivalent of the Black card.  
Foamy-mouthed Right - You know, those people who keep sneaking into our bedrooms to comment.  Makes you wonder why they don't take up bowling.  
GOB - Good Old Boys - See the bathroom next to the Congressional Dining room after they have lunch with their chief lobbyists.  
GOB Babes - The flutter-eyes and very willing females who give theirall for those in power - on the Right.  
MOP - Madams of Privilege - Women who want to bake cookies and want you to use their recipe for your cookies, too.  
Pundititus - Talking so much and being paid so much that you start thinking your farts are commentary.  Condition appears in all political viewpoints.  
Unwoman - A woman who adopts the behaviors of masculinity without ever taking up the behaviors of a woman.  




Melinda Pillsbury-Foster 
To Remove yourself from the mailing list please go to this link:
http://www.womensinstitutes.com/unsubscribe.asp?email=humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Sat Mar 29 05:05:06 2003
Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:50077 "EHLO
	humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id <S17542AbTC2EEp>;
	Sat, 29 Mar 2003 05:04:45 +0100
Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Sat, 29 Mar 2003 05:02:30 +0100 (CET)
Received: from capitol.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.180]:12211
	"EHLO capitol.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org
	with ESMTP id <S17553AbTC2EBu>; Sat, 29 Mar 2003 05:01:50 +0100
Received: from mocape01-56.midwest.net ([209.248.17.66] helo=ldd.net)
	by capitol.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1)
	id 18z7XO-0004u4-00
	for humorix@humbolt.nl.linux.org; Fri, 28 Mar 2003 20:01:47 -0800
Message-ID: <3E851B8F.AD91C2B6@ldd.net>
Date:	Fri, 28 Mar 2003 22:05:35 -0600
From:	James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>
Organization: Humorix World Domination
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.18-3 i586)
X-Accept-Language: en
MIME-Version: 1.0
To:	Humorix Mailing List <humorix@nl.linux.org>
Subject: [humorix] Microsoft Tells The Truth: Windows Makes Hackers Extinct
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=5.0 tests= version=2.20
X-Spam-Level: 
X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net
X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0
Sender:	humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org
Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org
X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net
Precedence: bulk
Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org
List-help: <mailto:listar@nl.linux.org?Subject=help>
List-unsubscribe: <mailto:humorix-request@nl.linux.org?Subject=unsubscribe>
List-software: Listar version 1.0.0
X-List-ID: <humorix.nl.linux.org>
List-subscribe:	<mailto:humorix-request@nl.linux.org?Subject=subscribe>
List-owner: <mailto:riel@nl.linux.org>
List-post: <mailto:humorix@nl.linux.org>
List-archive: <http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/>
X-list:	humorix
Return-Path: <humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

Microsoft Tells The Truth: Windows Makes Hackers Extinct
March 28, 2003

REDMOND, WA -- Linux longhairs across the world were
shocked and awed to learn that Microsoft has spearheaded an
advertising campaign that is totally truthful in its
claims.  The ads boast that "Windows .NOT 2003 will make
hackers as extinct as wooly mammoths."

"Sadly, it's all true," sighed one Linux advocate.   "With
extreme licensing requirements, fifty-page EULAs, and
mandatory waiting periods for the SDKs, Windows 2003 and
related '.NOT nexus' technologies will make hackers,
independent software developers,  and hobbyists extinct."

Those wishing to develop custom software for the .NOT
platform will have to register with Microsoft, pay an
exorbitant "activation fee", undergo a rigorous background
check, submit to a ten-day "waiting period", and attend at
least one training session at a Microsoft Brainwashing
Facility.  

[Editor's Note: Well, they won't actually call them
Brainwashing Facilities -- that's just the code-name until
their spin doctors can invent something more
euphemism-enhanced, such as Microsoft IndoctrinationX
Campuses or Microsoft .NOT ActiveExperience Bootcamps.]

"If you want to hack together a quick Perl script on the
.NOT platform... well, good luck," ranted one frequent
anti-Microsoft ranter who frequents Slashdot.  "You want to
hack the Registry to get rid of that damn paperclip once
and for all?  No dice. You want to create your own proxy
filter to monitor outgoing connections to make sure Media
Player isn't phoning home?  Yeah right!  It ain't gonna
happen without Microsoft's permission -- and that will
happen just as soon as pigs fly into Bill Gates' mansion."

The Humorix Vast Spy Network(tm) was able to obtain a scan
of a photo of a Xerox copy of a hand-drawn artist's
rendering of a prototype of the Windows 2003 interface. 
The most disturbing part of the interface is the "Red
Screen of Access Denied", a dialog box that pops up
frequently to inform the user "You can't do that",
accompanied by a recording of Nelson from The Simpsons
yelling, "Ha ha!"

"Everything you can and can't do within the Windows 2003
interface sandbox is completely regulated," explained an
anonymous source who knows somebody that recently had lunch
with somebody that works at Microsoft. "You can't install
unapproved software, you can't attached uncertified
hardware peripherals without voiding the EULA, you can't
cut-and-paste from a Office 2003 document without first
obtaining a password from the copyright holder, and you
can't remove the annoying 'Sign up for MSN!' icons from the
desktop without first buying the Windows .NOT Plus! pack
and running the Icon Explorer program."

Our source added, "Not only will this stifling, repressive
system scare off hackers, but it will likely scare off
everybody else except for Pointy Haired Bosses and corrupt
Congressmen.  So, yes, Microsoft's ad campaign is entirely
accurate -- and then some."

In order to present some sort of facade of journalistic
objectivity, we tracked down a die-hard Microsoft groupie
to present the evil monopoly's side of the story.  The
following is the drivel he spouted in defense of Microsoft:
"This is all FUD.  Microsoft has no plans to require
'waiting periods' or 'bootcamps'.  Just because Microsoft
will make it more difficult for users to wreck their own
systems or to violate copyright laws doesn't make this the
evil conspiracy that Linux freaks make it out to be. 
Windows .NOT is an innovative paradigm, which is far more
than you can say for Linux, which is merely warmed up Unix
which was copied from MS-DOS."

With that formality out of the way, we can now return to
plain old fashion Microsoft bashing.  An industry observer
commented, "Buying a computer with future versions of
Windows installed is like buying a car with the hood welded
shut -- you won't be able to tinker or repair anything
yourself.  Of course, Micrsoft will try to argue that this
system will protect you from the bad guys, in the same way
that having a welded hood will prevent the bad guys from
stealing your motor. But what's the point of owning a
computer if you can't do anything general purpose with it? 
You might as well go out and buy an abacus -- that's one
platform that Microsoft will never dominate or infect."

--
Humorix:      Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a lighter note
Archive:      http://mail.nl.linux.org/humorix/
Web site:     http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/


From plastic_hansa@hotmail.com Sat Mar 29 11:31:17 2003
Received: from [IPv6:::ffff:218.80.60.182] ([IPv6:::ffff:218.80.60.182]:15114
	"ehlo hotmail.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP
	id <S18815AbTC2KbG>; Sat, 29 Mar 2003 11:31:06 +0100
From:	"Samuel " <plastic_hansa@hotmail.com>
Subject: PP,PET,PMMA SCRAP
To:	humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Content-Type: text/plain;charset="GB2312"
Reply-To: plastic@hansa.com.cn
Date:	Sat, 29 Mar 2003 18:30:45 +0800
X-Priority: 3
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
Message-Id: <20030329103114Z18815-11686+1175@humbolt.nl.linux.org>
Return-Path: <plastic_hansa@hotmail.com>
X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0)
X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org
Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org

To whom it may concern, 

If we have bothered you, please ingore this message and accept our appology. 
Our aim is to looking for a partner for long term only.

We are a leading plastic scrap importer in China.  With own reprocessing facilities, import 
license, we are buying large quantity of plastic scrap, esp. PET scrap, PP scrap, PMMA scrap. 

Our major interests are following. 

PET lump, rock  
PET bottle regrind (flake) 
PET preform
PET fiber
PET repro / granulate
PET offgrade

PP regrind
PMMA (ACRYALIC) SCRAP

All PET scrap should be free of PVC, with I.V. over 0.55.  Material should be dry, free of dust/soil.  
Only clear color, blue color, green color are acceptable.

PMMA (ACRYALIC) SCRAP IS ALSO OUR INTEREST. WE WILL DISCUSS WITH YOU FOR DETAILL IF YOU HAVE SUPPLY.

We have flexible payment term which can meet your requirement. Our forwarder network can pick up goods 
from every corner of the world. Therefore ex work price are acceptable.  We can work on FOB your work or 
CNF Shanghai too.

If you can offer other plastic scrap, we would like to receive your proposal as well.  

We will send people to visit your company, once we have a rough deal. I believe we will have a pleasant 
cooperation if you are really in the same field as we are looking for. 

We may NOT receive your email from sender's email address. 

************* Please respond to our email address: plastic@hansa.com.cn **************************

Look forward to hearing from you soon. 


Best regards, 

SAMUEL CHEN
HANSA INTERNATIONAL 
Room 301, Yuan Fang Baoxin Building 
No.18, Lane 126 Si Chuan (M) Road
200080 Shanghai
China
tel: 86 21 63210045,33130656, 53500046, 63219210
fax: 86 21 63210059
email: plastic@hansa.com.cn