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"We've had a enough of this crap," said one of the 511 coders that have banded together to form the Union of Professional Software Developers Producing Amateur Half-Finished Open Source Programs. "Unless we get some satisfaction, I hope to take a nice long vacation away from my terminal -- well, at least for a few days until my Quake addiction strikes back." Earlier today, several protestors protested in front of the Free Software Foundation in Boston, holding signs and chanting, "Hell no we won't code/Mr. Stallman, hit the road!" and "What's the matter with GNU? Everything!" Of course, the group -- composed entirely of programmers without a single public relations flack -- had difficulty getting their message out. It wasn't until this reporter did some actual legwork (instead of merely regurgitating press releases) that it finally became clear what the hackers were threatening to strike over. They want Richard M. 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Another Linuxista has offered a compromise in which 'GNU' is replaced by something a little less ugly. In a Usenet posting, he explained, "This wouldn't be so bad except everybody always wants to know what 'GNU' stands for. Just as soon as I mention the words 'recursive acronym', their eyes glaze over. How many Pointy Haired Bosses have been turned off to open source software because of GNU's Not Unix? Maybe if RMS would come up with an easier-to-say name that doesn't scream 'Geeks Only!' then maybe we would adopt it." The possibility of a compromise, however, seems remote. The union and the GNU Project remain poles apart on the issue. "It seems clear that Mr. Stallman is going to stall," one industry observer observed. We'll probably see more progress from the HURD...er, GNU/HURD project than from this." If the conflict escalates, however, the union may be forced to back down. While open source developers are sympathetic to the goal of the union, many have refused to join. 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--=_NextPart_2rfkindysadvnqw3nerasdf-- From bademail@hotmail.com Fri Sep 20 15:45:17 2002 Received: from [IPv6:::ffff:80.250.37.37] ([IPv6:::ffff:80.250.37.37]:58120 "HELO emansinl") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP id ; Fri, 20 Sep 2002 15:45:05 +0200 From: "lawringschaka_1" To: "humorix-archive" Subject: attention needed Date: Wed, 20 Sep 00 02:40:31 Pacific Daylight Time MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed;boundary= "----=_NextPart_000_0027_346D1960.C79C9850" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2462.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2462.0000 Message-Id: <20020920134510Z16550-3005+482@humbolt.nl.linux.org> Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org ------=_NextPart_000_0027_346D1960.C79C9850 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64 DQoNCg0KDQpGcm9tOiAgU291dGggIEFmcmljYS4NCkhlbGxvLA0KSG93IGFyZSB5b3U/DQpB bHRob3VnaCB3ZSBoYXZlIG5vdCBtZXQgYmVmb3JlLGJ1dCB0aGlzIGdvbGRlbiBvcHBvcnR1 bml0eSB3aWxsIGJpbmQgdXMgdG9nZXRoZXIuDQpJIGFtIGEgcmV0aXJlZCBBaXJmb3JjZSBw aWxvdCwgYW5kIGN1cnJlbnRseSB0aGUgY2hhaXJtYW4gb2YgdGhlIHByb2N1cmVtZW50IGNv bW1pdHRlZQ0KZm9yIFNvdXRoIEFmcmljYSBBaXIgZGVmZW5jZS4gSSBuZWVkIHlvdXIgY29w ZXJhdGlvbi4gQSByZWNlbnQgY29udHJhY3QgZm9yIHRoZSBwdXJjaGFzZSBvZg0KRmlnaHRl ci9ib21iZXIgcGxhbmVzIHdhcyBhd2FyZGVkLCBidXQgd2UgaW5mbGF0ZWQgdGhlIGNvbnRy YWN0IHZhbHVlIHdpdGggVGVuIE1pbGxpb24NClBvdW5kIFN0ZXJsaW5ncy4gV2UgbmVlZCAg YSBUaGlyZCBQYXJ0eSBmb3IgdGhlIGNvbGxlY3Rpb24gb2YgIHRoaXMgZXhjZXNzIHZhbHVl LCB3ZSBhcmUgaGlnaGx5IGNvbm5lY3RlZCBhbmQgdGhlcmUgaXMgbm8gcmlzayBpbnZvbHZl ZCwgeW91IHdpbGwgbm90IGFwcGVhciBpbiBwZXJzb24gZm9yIHRoZSBjb2xsZWN0aW9uIG9m IHRoZSBzYWlkIHN1bS4gV2Ugc2hhbGwgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgMTUlIGNvbW1pc3Npb24uIElmIHlv dSBhcmUNCmludGVyZXN0ZWQgZ2V0IGJhY2sgdG8gbWUgYW5kIGluY2x1ZGUgeW91ciBUZWxl cGhvbmUgbnVtYmVyIHNvIHRoYXQgSSB3aWxsIGdpdmUgeW91IGZ1cnRoZXIgaW5mb3JtYXRp b24uIElmIHlvdSB3YW50IGNhbGwgbWUsIHB1dCB5b3VyIGNvdW50cnkgYWNlc3MgY29kZSsy MzQ4MDMzMzYxODA0IGFuZCBkaWFsIGRpcmVjdC4gS2VlcCBzZWNyZXQuDQpCZXN0IHJlZ2Fy ZHMsDQpNciBSYXdsaW5ncyBDLg0KDQogICAg ------=_NextPart_000_0027_346D1960.C79C9850-- From eworker1326@yahoo.com Sun Sep 22 10:46:33 2002 Received: from mail.gbg.bonet.se ([IPv6:::ffff:212.181.52.4]:44042 "EHLO mail.g.bonet.se") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Sun, 22 Sep 2002 10:46:17 +0200 Received: from r356900002 (trilluser@as8-4-8.lk.bonet.se [217.215.31.99]) by mail.g.bonet.se (8.12.3/8.12.3) with ESMTP id g8M8TZrT079301 for ; Sun, 22 Sep 2002 10:42:34 +0200 (CEST) (envelope-from eworker1326@yahoo.com) Message-Id: <200209220842.g8M8TZrT079301@mail.g.bonet.se> From: "Tony Wellving" Subject: Simple Income Oppotunity To: humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Content-Type: text/plain;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 09:09:02 +0200 X-Priority: 3 X-Library: Indy 8.0.25 Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Hello You may have seen this business before and ignored it. I know I did - many times! However, please take a few moments to read this letter. I was amazed when the profit potential of this business finally sunk in... and it works! With easy-to-use e-mail tools and opt-in e-mail, success in this business is now fast, easy and well within the capabilities of ordinary people who know little about internet marketing. And the earnings potential is truly staggering! I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! - follow what it says to the letter - and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is coming or not, who is President, or whether you keep your current job or not. Yes, I know what you are thinking. I never responded to one of these before either. One day though, something just said: "You throw away $25.00 going to a movie for 2 hours with your wife. What the heck." Believe me, no matter where you believe those "feelings" come from, I thank every day that I had that feeling. I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I not. Read on. It's true. Every word of it. It is legal. I checked. Simply because you are buying and selling something of value. AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home. THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET! ================================================== BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. 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I followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything." More testimonials later but first, ======= ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ==== $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! 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After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. 2.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5. 3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4. 4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3. 5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is critical to YOUR success. ================================================== **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case you lose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 primary methods to get this venture going: METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY ================================================== Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%) response (the response could be much better but let's just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000 each. Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's 100 people who responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5. THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million dollars). Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! ================================================== REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the internet worldwide and counting, with thousands more coming online every day. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET ================================================== Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they cannot advertise until they receive the report. ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ==================== The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow "wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is money in the envelope and steal it before it gets to you. ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME of the report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address. PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : ================================================== Order Report #1 The Insider's Guide to Advertising for FREE on the Internet Order Report #1 from: Tony Wellving Humlegatan 5C SE-582 54 LINKOPING SWEDEN ________________________________________________________ REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net Order Report # 2 from: George Hu Re:200205-04 16 Ragazzi Lane Staten Island, NY 10305 U.S.A. _________________________________________________________________ REPORT # 3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net Order Report # 3 from : Peter Huang 365 Roncesvalles Ave. Suite 182 Toronto,On M6R 2M8 Canada ____________________________________________________________ REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net" Order Report # 4 from: Dale Campbell 50 partridge lane berwick, me 03901 USA ____________________________________________________________ REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for Free" Order Report # 5 from: Xun Qi 2-240 Donald Ave. Toronto,On M6M 1K6 Canada ______________________________________________________ $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$ Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you do not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. ** Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!! ================================================= FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW ! =============MORE TESTIMONIALS=============== "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old 'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'." Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois ================================================ "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big." Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada ================================================= "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else......... 11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks." Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. ================================================= "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $20, in the 2nd month I made $560.00 and by the end of the third month my total cash count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet." Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand ================================================= ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM ! ================================================= If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C. _________________________________________________________ This message is sent in compliance of the new email Bill HR 1910. Under Bill HR 1910 passed by the 106th US Congress on May 24, 1999, this message cannot be considered Spam as long as we include the way to be removed. Per Section HR 1910, please type, "REMOVE" in the subject line and reply to this email. All removal requests are handled immediately once received. From mrs_memo@email.com Mon Sep 23 11:58:15 2002 Received: from 205-158-62-94.outblaze.com ([IPv6:::ffff:205.158.62.94]:40346 "HELO ws3-4.us4.outblaze.com") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with SMTP id ; Mon, 23 Sep 2002 11:58:06 +0200 Received: (qmail 16074 invoked by uid 1001); 23 Sep 2002 09:56:59 -0000 Message-ID: <20020923095659.16073.qmail@email.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-15" Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.41 (Entity 5.404) Received: from [212.100.72.141] by ws3-4.us4.outblaze.com with http for mrs_memo@email.com; Mon, 23 Sep 2002 04:56:59 -0500 From: "memuna ibrahim" To: mrs_memo@email.com Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 04:56:59 -0500 Subject: MY DEAR X-Originating-Ip: 212.100.72.141 X-Originating-Server: ws3-4.us4.outblaze.com Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org MY DEAR WITH DUE RESPECT AND HUMILITY I WRITE YOU THIS PROPOSAL WHICH I BELIEVE WOULD BE OF GREAT INTEREST TO YOU.I AM MRS MEMOUNA IBRAHIM, THE WIFE OF THE LATE DR.MUSTAPHA IBRAHIM,OF THE BLESSED MEMORY.PRIOR TO MY HUSBANDASSASSINATION BY THE REBEL FORCES LOYAL TO MAJORJOHN PAUL KOROMA, HE WAS THE DDIRECTOR GENERAL OF SIERRA LEONE GOLD AND DIAMOND MINING CORPORATION. TWO DAYS BEFORE MY HUSBAND WAS ASSASSINATED, HEINSTRUCTED ME AND MY CHILDREN (MUSA, MOHAMED, MARIAM) TO MOVE OUT OF SIERRA LEONE IMMEDIATELY, BEFORE THE POWERFUL ECONOMIC COMMNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES (ECOMOG) FORCEES INTERVENTED WHICH EVENTUALLY RESULTED INTO A BRUTAL CIVIL WAR. I AND MY CHILDREN MANNAGED TO ESCAPE TO NIGERIA,FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA IVOIRE THROUGH THE HELP OF MY HUSBAND FRIEND WHO IS FISHING TRAVLER OPERATIOR .WE CAME INTO NIGERIA WITH SOME VALUABLE INCLUDING A CASH SUM OF $25 MILLION (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATED DOLLARS) IN ONE METALIC TRUNK BOX .I DEPOSITED THIS MONEY WITH A LOCAL BANK HERE IN NIGERIA 'IVOIRE WITH MY FIRST SON'S NAME (MUSA IBRAHIM). MEANWHILE, I WANT TO LEAVE NIGERIA IVOIRE ENTIREY WITH THIS MONEY FOR INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THE STABLE POLITICAL SITUATION AND MOSTLY FOR THE FURTURE OF MY CHILDREN. I WANT YOU TO PLEASE ASSIST US TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.YOU SHOULD SUPPLY A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED AND SECURED TILL WE COME OVER. YOU SHOULD ALSO SOURCE FOR GOOD INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY SO THAT WE CAN INVEST WISELY. WE HAVE IT IN MIND TO REWARD YOU HANDSOMELY FOR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO GIVE YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM. PLEASE REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. OR YOU CAN REACH US THROUGH THE LAWYER I HAVE CONTRACTED HIM TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION ON MY BEHALF, IS NAME IS( BARRISTER IDRIS TUTU) HE SHALL BRIEF YOU FURTHER ON WHAT TO DO NEXT YOU CAN EQUALLY GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM PREFERBLY VIA HIS E-mail Address: barr_idris@lawyer.com . YOURS SINCERELY ALHAJA MEMUNA IBRAHIM -- __________________________________________________________ Sign-up for your own FREE Personalized E-mail at Mail.com http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Tue Sep 24 02:37:21 2002 Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:61824 "EHLO humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Tue, 24 Sep 2002 02:37:04 +0200 Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Tue, 24 Sep 2002 02:31:13 +0200 (CEST) Received: from epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.181]:26090 "EHLO epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Tue, 24 Sep 2002 02:19:48 +0200 Received: from mocape01-131.midwest.net ([209.248.17.141] helo=ldd.net) by epic.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 17tdQW-0007Xf-00 for humorix@humbolt.nl.linux.org; Mon, 23 Sep 2002 17:19:44 -0700 Message-ID: <3D8FB0D1.EDC1C76C@ldd.net> Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 19:24:49 -0500 From: James Baughn Organization: Humorix World Domination X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.18-3 i586) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Humorix Mailing List Subject: [humorix] Step Away From That TV And Nobody Gets Brainwashed Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=5.0 tests= version=2.20 X-Spam-Level: X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0 Sender: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net Precedence: bulk Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org List-help: List-unsubscribe: List-software: Listar version 1.0.0 X-List-ID: List-subscribe: List-owner: List-post: List-archive: X-list: humorix Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Step Away From That TV And Nobody Gets Brainwashed Jon Splatz, Humorix Pundit and Social Commentator September 23, 2002 It never fails. Just as soon as I spend a bunch of money on a new toy, something goes horribly wrong. Last week, I purchased a shiny new TiVo so I could enjoy the new fall TV season. Big mistake. After watching the pilot episodes of several new series, I puked three times and suffered a mild heart attack. My blood pressure has increased to such a catastrophic level that my doctor told me, "If you get within 100 feet of a television again, you're toast." And when you see the new TV shows that Hollywood has produced this year, you'll feel exactly the same way. Take, for instance, the new SeeBS show "CSI: Hollywood". In this Orwellian brainwashing special, the investigators that work for CSI (Copyright Special Investigators) investigate acts of piracy that harm movie industry executives and their beloved children that go hungry because daddy got fired after his studio declared bankruptcy because its latest film was copied all over the Internet (described as the "greatest tool for theft since the invention of the lock pick"). In the pilot, a 14 year old kid is busted for burning a CD full of MP3's he downloaded from the evil Net. The stern copyright investigator Mr. Max Lawfulness says, "We have to stop them while they're young. One minute they're burning a harmless CD, the next minute they're the ringleader of a multinational piracy outfit costing hardworking musicians billions of dollars per year..." The second episode isn't any less puke-inducing. This time one of those illegal DVD players that can circumvent region-encoding is found in a landfill; the investigators spend weeks tracing it back to a suburban housewife who originally purchased it at Wal-Mart (before it was banned) but then threw it away after the warranty expired and it stopped working. The "pirate" is tossed behind bars and the CSI folks congratulate themselves on eliminating another potential "copyright-terrorist" from the streets. Even the commercials contain the same anti-freedom, anti-geek doublespeak. One self-styled "Public Service Announcement" says that if you record even one second of this show on a PVR without watching a commercial, you're an EVIL THIEF that has no respect for Capitalism. Another ad produced by the DEA (DMCA Enforcement Agency) claims that copying any form of digital material without express written permission by the copyright holder is an act that HURTS THE CHILDREN and HELPS FUND TERRORISM. And that's just one show on one network. If you have the stomach and cardiovascular endurance to continue watching this trash, it only gets worse. Another SeeBS show, "The Copyright Agency", features time-traveling agents that use patented technology to venture back in time and arrest wanted criminals before they are able to commit their crimes. For instance, in the season premiere, the inventor of the photocopy machine is hunted down and arrested back in 1949 before he is able to invent the device that, according to the show's main character, "is the single greatest threat to intellectual property ever conceived". In a later episode, the hapless Xerox PARC engineer that develops the first Graphical User Interface -- complete with copy-and-paste keyboard shortcuts -- is tracked down and eliminated from the space-time continuum before he can implement his "anti-copyright theft-enhancing" tool. Similar brainwashing can be found on the other networks. The ABCDisney channel's "8 Simple Rules For Using My Software" features software company lawyers that draft cunning End User License Agreements that help foil evil software pirates and hackers. In the premiere, a "juvenile delinquent" that violates a shrinkwrap license by posting a website criticizing the software is hunted down and given a stern lecture. "Violating contracts is not a victim-less crime... it hurts innocent developers that pour their heart and soul into producing top-notch innovative software. And here come along miscreants like you that think it's okay to break the rules and that some musty old document produced in the 1700's gives them the right to make libelous comments about software and to post benchmarks that cast trademark-protected products in a less-than-favorable light. The insanity must end!" I will spare you the sordid details of other such TV offerings as UPN's "Duffy the Pirate Slayer", FOX's "America's Most Wanted File Traders", and PBS's "Antiques Roadshow: The accounts and descriptions of the appraisals on this show may not be dissemenated under any circumstances, even if you have express written permission". Now, you might think you can get away with turning your TV off while still getting your entertainment from movies. Not true. According to one of my unreliable anonymous sources, the MPAA has been giving generous stipends to movie directors in exchange for making subtle (and not-so-subtle) changes to their scripts that promote the idea of copyrights as a funamental human right that trumps everything else. While I have no proof of the conspiracy, this scheme is the only plausible explanation for some of the sudden script changes that have appeared in soon-to-be-released movies. For example, the premise of "The Matrix: Reloaded" has been radically altered. In the newly rescripted movie, the Oracle gives a long history lesson explaining that the AI entities were first invented by mankind to protect the Internet from copyright violations and illegal software use. The Hollywood overlords that created the AI endowed them with too much power, however, and they started to run amok and eventually overthrew civilization and made a real mess of things. The Oracle says, "Now, if the humans of the 21st Century had respected copyrights, none of this would have happened. Civilization would not have collapsed and billions of people and CHILDREN would not have been murdered." The plot of "Terminator 3" also features a similar message sponsored by the MPAA. While I hate to give away the ending, my source tells me that Arnold finally stops the berzerk AI by installing sophisticated DRM software that prevents it from replicating and destroying the Universe. I also have it on somewhat good authority that the RIAA has plans for a similar program of inserting propoganda within newly released songs. This strategy, however, might backfire if these songs are released on copy-protected CDs that nobody can play. In previous columns, I've expressed a fear that society would collapse as the result of the dreaded Lawyerclysm. However, it seems copyright holders have beat lawyers to the punch; we are rapidly hurtling towards the "Contentclysm" (a term I just made up -- don't worry, it's not trademarked, so you are free to use this word in your own speech) in which all content and information is zealously guarded by multiple layers of protection, thereby creating a pay-per-use world in which 1% of the population hoards 99% of the copyrights. Perhaps I am being pessimestic. Perhaps both of you reading this article are rolling your eyes and thinking, "Geez, this is yet another blatant political statement that is preaching to the choir. Isn't this supposed to be a Linux humor site? Why are they always whining about copyright laws?" Uh oh. I'm feeling chest pains. I can't take much more of this stress; the more I let myself get upset about the future, the less chance I have of living to see the future. I'm going to stop now before I have another heart attack. I can't afford another trip to... the emergency room. 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--09526600-caa0-4478-a907-a76d84825148-- From humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Thu Sep 26 03:09:36 2002 Received: from localhost.nl.linux.org ([IPv6:::ffff:127.0.0.1]:60391 "EHLO humbolt.") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Thu, 26 Sep 2002 03:09:25 +0200 Received: with LISTAR (v1.0.0; list humorix); Thu, 26 Sep 2002 03:04:15 +0200 (CEST) Received: from atlantic.mail.pas.earthlink.net ([IPv6:::ffff:207.217.120.179]:13997 "EHLO atlantic.mail.pas.earthlink.net") by humbolt.nl.linux.org with ESMTP id ; Thu, 26 Sep 2002 03:03:59 +0200 Received: from mocape01-118.midwest.net ([209.248.17.128] helo=ldd.net) by atlantic.mail.pas.earthlink.net with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 17uN4O-0005FM-00 for humorix@humbolt.nl.linux.org; Wed, 25 Sep 2002 18:03:57 -0700 Message-ID: <3D925E34.D01A3248@ldd.net> Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 20:09:08 -0500 From: James Baughn Organization: Humorix World Domination X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.18-3 i586) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Humorix Mailing List Subject: [humorix] Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between bash, csh Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.8 required=5.0 tests=PORN_11 version=2.20 X-Spam-Level: X-Approved-By: jbaughn@ldd.net X-listar-version: Listar v1.0.0 Sender: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org Errors-to: humorix-bounce@nl.linux.org X-original-sender: jbaughn@ldd.net Precedence: bulk Reply-to: humorix-l@nl.linux.org List-help: List-unsubscribe: List-software: Listar version 1.0.0 X-List-ID: List-subscribe: List-owner: List-post: List-archive: X-list: humorix Return-Path: X-Envelope-To: <"| /bin/marchive -a -m -f /home/majordomo/public_html/humorix/folders/humorix"> (uid 0) X-Orcpt: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Original-Recipient: rfc822;humorix-archive@nl.linux.org Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between bash, csh September 25, 2002 In a move that has outraged some hard-core Linux users, Red Hat Software has revealed that future versions of the distribution will hide the differences between command-line user interfaces, creating a "more unified shell prompt experience". "I don't mind if they rebrand and unify the GNOME and KDE interfaces," said one Linux longhair. "Frankly, I rarely use GUIs. But when they start messing with my CLI, then it's personal. I'm not going to sit here and let Red Hat infect my beloved tcsh with those annoying quirks from bash." While a newbie Linux user might not be able to tell the difference between a csh and a sea shell, serious users don't want to relearn a whole new command-line interface. "I've memorized every nuance of bash," one old-timer said. "And here Red Hat comes along and combines features from bash, csh, ksh, and zsh and repackages it as 'rhash'. I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out 'rhash' and get confused." The nullified CLI isn't the only new feature that has upset some users. Red Hat has also rebranded vi and emacs to create two virtually identical text editors: "vimacs" and "emavics". "We wanted to unify the text editing interface experience to help prevent confusion and solve maintenance headaches," Red Hat explained in a public statement. "Over the years, we've received nearly 1,000 technical support calls from people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything -- or even how to quit. By nullifying the differences between the two text editors, we were able to make vi more user friendly while trimming down the bloat from emacs. It's a win-win situation." Typical users will be oblivious to this change unless they accidentally click on the emacs icons from their KDNOME desktop. Nevertheless, not everybody will accept this change without a fight. The head of the Emacs Flame War Re-enactment Society (a group that re-enacts the great Usenet emacs versus vi flames wars of the 20th Century) said, "Red Hat is destroying our cultural heritage! 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