[humorix] Man Born On April Fools Day Sues To Have Birthday Changed

[James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>]

Man Born On April Fools Day Sues To Have Birthday Changed
April 1, 2003

Adolph Hitler of Munich, North Dakota is sick of his name,
his body, and his birthday.  Born on April 1, 1975, Adolph
Hitler, the son of Mary and Bob Hitler, has endured a
lifetime of jokes.  Earlier today he appeared before a
judge and demanded that his birthday be officially changed.

"I hate celebrating my birthday on April Fool's Day," he
explained.   "Every year I get a never-ending series of gag
gifts from my so-called friends.  I can't stand it!"

Adolph also wants to legally change his name and undergo a
face-lift, but he says those things are not nearly as
problematic as his birthday. "I can tolerate the Third
Reich jokes and all of the comments about the hideous shape
of my nose.  But the constant sniggering about being an
April Fool is simply too much."

Judge Harold Flafferty has not yet ruled on Hitler's
request for a writ of habeus birthday changus, or
whatever the heck the Latin term is for legal birthday
changes.  According to our research, no such request has
ever been made in North Dakota -- even from people born on
February 29th or December 25th.

However, even though Adolph has endured nearly 2.5 million
Hitler, crooked-nose, and April Fool jokes during his life
(he uses a pocket calculator to keep track), he still tries
to keep his crappy life in perspective.  "It could be
worse," he muttered.  "I could be named Bill Gates."


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