Re: [humorix] Ineptitude (was Automated Reply from Walt Dobrzynski <waltd>)

[paul m <paul@2bet.co.uk>]

I fear all this talk of vampire avoidance may have been a little
premature - upon opening the following email(which somehow had
magically addressed itself to me personally) I felt a shiver shoot
down my spine that could only indicate the presence of evil. 

Shortly afterwards I suffered a catastrophic X Server crash (foolishly
I had been using the occult GNOME/Enlightenment system). After
battling with my system for what seemed like an eternity I was able to
recover a terminal window. I tried killing rogue processes but my
sytem had become overun by daemons. Whats more the letters M and N has
nysteriously stopped working thus preventing me from using the
relevant iNcaNtatioNS or even praying for Mercy. Only the intervention
of a passing guru who was able to perform some kind of resurrection
miracle saved the day.

I had thought that referring to a well known software company as the
Evil Empire was only a joke, but I know better now. I have nailed all
the CDROMS I have to a floor with a stake, I advise you to do the same
if you wish to avoid suffering my fate. (Mind you I'm not sure about
this Red Hat stuff - I mean red  that's the colour of that evil Santa
guy isn't it.)      

Paul M

On Thu, Nov 23, 2000 at 01:39:09PM +0000, Jamie Dainton wrote:
> Hello Paul,
> 
> Thursday, November 23, 2000, 12:37:11, you wrote:
> 
> PH> [*intentionally* sent to the mailing list]
> 
> PH> /Please/ tell me you're having a joke. You are, right? 

NO, this is ALL  true - you have been warned.



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