Re: [humorix] The Linux House 1.01

["Pegasus" <pegasus@transport.com>]

Now his is really funny.  It's almost as real as the real Billy Gates Geek
house. :-) He actually does have 52 NT workstations  (5+2=7 in Gates number
codes. You will not there is NO building 7 at Microsoft) and that very
procrastination room you described in major detail too. I guess it's one of
those GEEK thangs. The Gates Geek house has other features that are unique: the
Boat House! I won't comment on what that is used for. And the Gates has a sex
chamber fully complete with a pop up large flat screen video screen for enjoying
his other favorite procrastination in life, his wife! But we all know how this
Emperor likes to GO without clothes! even in public places.... hee hee hee...

Many visitors to parties at the Gates Geek house have complained about the
presents of large video screens all over the place with constant changing view
and art work. It is very discomforting when one of these things is glaring at
you in the toilet room. Then some again complain about all the so called hidden
cameras... are they in the toilet room also?  all things aside, this Geek is
truly Spartan or that is how his Wife 1.0 feeds the guest who pay as much as $1
million a plate to sit at the Emperor Geek Dinning Table.  But that is all for a
good cause, to pay off Wife 1.0's al manometer ;-) for what no one seems to
know?  I'm sure with some digging in the dirt we will eventually find out. :-)

Now Superman Geek Paul Allen is yet another story... :-) His place is not very
Geekish at all. Instead it take a hint from Rome with a wall lined with hot tubs
and one on a dais, all in beautiful blue tile. He has yet another hot tub under
the cat wall from his basket ball court to the beginning of the slide into his
beautiful swimming pool.  The odd part about this guys House is that it is all
controlled with some unknown and computer system that even the best Geeks from
Asymetrix couldn't figure out. Turning on a hot tub or dimming the lights take
training in a NON Windows embedded system...  :-)

Oh well, at least Pauly's Geek Mansion doesn't have the bugs that Gates Geek
house has.  Running on NT/Win 2000 his house can't even find the right music
selection from the data base. It must be running Access! And when he wants to
sleep that pop up video screen  won't turn off. No it just wants to glare that
porn stuff in your face all night.  Well, Gates did come up with a solution but
it would cut out the grunting and panting noises. He simply put a blanket over
the damn thing and order more debugging of the house.

It's one thing to tie your applications to your buggy OS but yet another to tie
your whole existence and life to it.  :-) He thinks he is getting this place
fixed but that Moebius just keeps on bugging him. Imagine how embarrassed he is
when someone using his toilet gets faced with a bar bottom while on the toilet
instead of Monte.  Yet they get the Mona Lisa, it's just not the RIGHT one! :-)
Here MS Wife 1.0 is going out trying to make them all look so proper and his
guest are getting the moon in the toilet.  What a major scandal. :-) People like
to gossip about Nixon but when Gates is 6 foot under there is going to be a
plethora of Amazing Stories.  Perhaps Spielberg will do Gates of Hell: The
movie!





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