Re: [humorix] Microsoft Acquires Open Source

["Pegasus" <pegasus@transport.com>]

Today I received a notice from Microsoft regarding online Seminars.  The first
listing was:

"IMPORTANT INFORMATION
1. Microsoft® Open License version 5.0
Join us for an overview of what Open License is, and how Open License can
benefit your organization
http://www.microsoft.com/Seminar/1033/20000727LICENSELB1/Seminar.htm"

Leann BAGly (Bag Lady?)  It's a kick! I notice they were using really LOW res
Graphics.  That at least made it work.   This is a very funny rap... !!!  You
need to hear the license.  This is really sad... REALLY SAD!

These PEOPLE are totally INSANE!  You don't get any software, support or
manuals.  You are just buying a license and you have to buy at least 5
license... So what are they selling their name Microsoft? Or more of Bill Gates'
innovations?

Then I saw the next one...

2. Microsoft® Windows® 2000 Security Architecture
Explore enterprise single sign-on within Windows 2000 Security Architecture.
Plus integration, security provider architecture, and the public key security
components. Finally, the encrypting file system, network data protection, and
security policy.
http://www.microsoft.com/Seminar/1033/20000713W2KSecurePB1/Seminar.htm

Now this was even funnier.  One of the first things that he says is that he
isn't going to address the math or other technical details... Good.  The
multimedia part of this so called online Seminar didn't work... largely due to
the math problems inherent in Windows software! :-) It was a good demonstration
of how really truly bad their NEW Media Player 7 is.

These folks need to go on the TV show Survivor! By the time you listen to this
bull you feel like your brain is going to devolve and flow out your ears. They
actually have a point value for pools of license. Open Volume? Given the errors
in their math programs you better use a calculator to count your points.

J~


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