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Re: [humorix] Ask Humorix: Gates Gets Honorary College Degree?
The picture is already down.... I don't know why... perhaps because it said
that he received an honorary degree in the Humanities.... :-) Anyone want to
venture a guess why it wasn't in Science? You don't have to open the attachment,
but it was an AP photo... Any way, he looks like someone is putting a hang
man's noose around his neck... I have another wonderful hack of Steve Ballmer.
I've had people at Microsoft working on their web doing things for years. We put
a red face on Paul Maritz and this one of Ballmer looks so much like a dumb
clown that I couldn't help but make it so. My web is best viewed from Win 98 and
IE. I have no idea how to do a duel boot on this machine that is an HP Pavilion
with a 350MHz Pentium II. I have 5 G of space sitting unused and was told by HP
I needed to get another hard drive to do this.
http://www.transportlogic.com/~pegasus/StarGazers.htm I turned Ballmer into
Bozo the Clown! The Gates getting humanity honor degree in Japan is also on this
page for those who don't open binary attachment lime myself.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20000616/tc/gates_degree_0153_1.html
Friday June 16 1:28 PM ET
Bill Gates Gets Honorary Degree (It use to say in Humanities) I can't even find
the picture now.... but here it is on my web StarGazers... along with Bozo the
Clown Ballmer... Here is the most telling thing. There isn't one word in the
Seattle Times or at Microsoft PR page about Bill's honorary degree. :-)
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/todaynews.htm
You know if the DOJ did a video deposition of me they could use all that e-mail
I wrote to Gates over the past 10 years about design flaws, security problems,
dynamic memory management and computer math... Opps... I still think the math
is behind most of the problems and the buffers overflowing. You have to see the
hack they did on Jimmy the Wrench Allchin in Newsweek. I've know the technical
department at Newsweek for about 5 years. This is so good. :-)
TOKYO (AP) - Bill Gates' legal battles haven't soured him on the computer
revolution.
The Microsoft founder received an honorary degree from a Japanese university
Friday and told students information technology will remake the world in the
next decade.
Last week, a U.S. judge ordered Microsoft to split into two companies.
Gates assured his young audience of Microsoft's commitment to continue building
software, and predicted that student chores like note-taking would one day be
done on computerized tablets.
``We're just at the beginning of this revolution,'' he said. ``Even in the next
10 years, we'll do more to change society than we've done in the last 25.''
GatesDegree.jpg
