[humorix] Re:[Humorix] spy in the conspiracy?

[Matt Adair <linux_ys@yahoo.com>]

hi

i think there is a prove in the log send by Mr. Zero
send you that
(he_has_forged_the_log) ||
(there_is_a_M$_spy_in_the_GNUist_conspiracy)

>   [UPGR.GSSLinusgrad.localhost]$ cd
/bin/weapons/alan-parsons-proj/
>   [UPGR.GSSLinusgrad.localhost]$ LASERcom

Real GNUists never put . in their $PATH! (this feels
like DOS and is 
not
secure)
[Matt's addendum:that . was in the domain name for the
network.The domain for the network was
UPGR.GSSLinusgrad.localhost ...besides,how would know
what we put in our paths?I don't see you on my
fricking partu list...go sign up now!]

This must be the cause of the failure of the plan of
M$ destruction!
[Matt's addendum:even OSS has bugs.We just find and
fix 'em faster.] 
After
pretending to have blown M$ offices hi/she has misled
evetybody that 
everything
is OK:
[Matt's addendum:It was beta.The ship left port a day
before the final release was published at
upgr.freshmeat.net]
>   [UPGR.GSSLinusgrad.localhost]$ wall "Mission
accomplished.
>   There'll be a party held on Deck 3 at 1800 hours
to
>   celebrate. Free beer and speech for everyone!"
 
After all we all know that GNU software is very stable
and would 
definetly
never fail to blow a big bad corporation like
Micro$oft!
-
It's also possible that your man has forged the log
...
[Matt's addendum:I...I mean,HE did not.the log was
completely legit.I can provide the original email if
you want....uh...the spy can give it to me.Yeah.That's
it.As for the infiltrator,there was none.Trust
me,we...uh,THEY check the background of all
crewmembers from at least 10 different sources before
giving them terminal access.No Microsoftie could have
gotten through(one has tried,we...er,THEY promptly
executed him for crimes against
GNUism.Besides,we...uh,THEY have erradicated MS from
almost all universes,and your...um,our particular MS
has no trans-dimensional transport capablities(we
know,we spyed on them.)so infiltration of the
Linusgrad by MS would be impossible.
Plus,there is no known way to completely hide Borg
implants :).
I only know these things because the GNUist spy told
me.Honest.I am not the spy.There is no
conspiracy(tm).]


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