[humorix] Update: Concerning the Revolution

[James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>]

Update: Concerning the Revolution
Matthew "I am not Comrade Penguin" Adair
April 7, 2000

Dear readers,

It was reported by Humorix on April 2nd that an army of Red
GNUist Penguins had invaded the US and taken over,
establishing the world's first GNUist republic. All I have
to say is that this was a hoax. There is no revolution. I
am not Comrade Penguin, who never existed anyway. I can
confirm what was previously reported by Mr. Splatz: There
is no conspiracy. The penguins have not taken over the
world (yet).

The whole problem started when some joker cracked into my
email account and submitted a story to Humorix World
Domination Headquarters using my name and the pen name
"Comrade Penguin". The Humorix staff -- still hungover from
April 1st festivities -- mistakenly posted the article and
attributed it to me. I can reassure you that I am not
Comrade Penguin. There is no conspiracy.

I am terribly sorry about any confusion this may have
caused. If you want further information concerning this,
please visit this website: http://upgr.tripod.com

Thank you,

Matthew Adair

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