[humorix] A Sincere Apology From The Staff Of Humorix

[James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>]

A Sincere Apology From The Staff Of Humorix
April 2, 2000

We here at Humorix would like to apologize for the lack of
any April Fool's Day jokes published yesterday.   We
realize that our readers (both of you) come to expect
quality April 1st mayhem, such as being acquired by
Microsoft or releasing a virus that installs Linux on
infected computers.  

The Humorix staff actually planned several April 1st day
jokes, but were unable to act on them after we all got
drunk on March 31st and didn't fully sober up until this
morning.  Our drunkenness would explain the severe lameness
of the articles we did publish yesterday. (I mean, geeks
becoming militant because they didn't get their Slashdot
fix for the day?  Sheesh, every real geek gets his News For
Nerds from Kuro5hin.org these days anyways.  What a
horrible stupor-induced fake news article that was.)

So, we hope you accept this sincere apology and will
continue to visit Humorix in the future. If you wish, you
may receive a refund on the defective electrons you
received yesterday. Please send those electrons in a
self-addressed stamped envelope to Humorix World
Headquarters and we will give you a full refund.

Signed,

The (Now Sober) Humorix Staff
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