[humorix] Union of Penguinitic GNUist Republics Established!

[James Baughn <jbaughn@ldd.net>]

Union of Penguinitic GNUist Republics Established!
Comrade Penguin, linux_ys@yahoo.com
April 2, 2000

LINUSGRAD (Washington, D.C.) -- The United States is no
more. The 200 year old republic has fallen to GNUist
Penguins who invaded yesterday afternoon. The Red Penguin
Flag flies over the capital. The Revolution is in motion.

"We have had enough of the oppression of the followers of
the Open Source Movement," exclaimed Benevolent Dictator
Tux Penguin, now acting as leader of the UPGR. "No one
believed us when we ran a Beowulf Cluster for President. So
we have taken matters into our own hands. You are now under
Penguin rule. This nation's resources have been open
sourced. We have crippled the enire planet's encryption
systems. Have fun!"

Said one individual, known only as AC since he is hiding
from counter-revoultionaries, "It was only a matter of
time. The revolution has been proceeding at full speed
since the NSA adopted Linux. We have been subverting the
government for the last few months and nobody noticed!
BWAHAHAHA!"

The UPGR's Red Penguinitic Army has already raided the
headquarters of Microsoft, America Online/Time-Warner,
Network Associates, and Ziff-Davis. The MPAA and RIAA are
next on the list. Bill Gates is currently being publicly
humiliated in front of a large crowd in Linusgrad.

We are victorious... Long live the mighty Union Penguinitic
GNUist Republics!
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